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Old 12-05-2005   #5
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Default Re: Crying Statue

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Well no fucking DUH!!!

"Your Eminence, devotion in America continues to drop. What should we do?"

"When's the last time we pulled the old crying statue routine?"

"A decade ago."

"How about the bleeding statue routine?"

"About five years ago."

"Hmm. I like them, but you know, they're a tad stale."

"How about a combo? Crying bloddy tears?"

"Cardinal, you're brilliant! Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes! Um, genuflects."


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