Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?

MorganGrayson · 11-17-2005

I also have been awakened more than once by being stabbed by a big toenail the size of Nebraska. Laid there thinking "it's definitely time to call in the professionals."

No, the professionals were never called, nor will they be. Diabetics can't have pedicures, or manicures, either...unless they want to play "Gangrene Roulette."

However, despite that, I'm all for men who get manicures, pedicures, facials, professional shaves, all that sort of thing. It never would have occured to me to associate it with homosexuality, as the men who do these things do so to look better for themselves...and for women.

A male can prance around in a chartreuse tutu, but unless you're actually having sex with another man, the gay guys won't teach you the secret handshake and let you into the clubhouse.

View Poll Results: Men and Pedicures... Your choice.
Men should NOT get pedicures	1	5.56%
Men should GET pedicures	10	55.56%
Only Homo's get pedicures	3	16.67%
Anthony is a Homo for getting pedicures <<< If you check this, it counts as number 1	4	22.22%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

11-17-2005	#11
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay? I also have been awakened more than once by being stabbed by a big toenail the size of Nebraska. Laid there thinking "it's definitely time to call in the professionals." No, the professionals were never called, nor will they be. Diabetics can't have pedicures, or manicures, either...unless they want to play "Gangrene Roulette." However, despite that, I'm all for men who get manicures, pedicures, facials, professional shaves, all that sort of thing. It never would have occured to me to associate it with homosexuality, as the men who do these things do so to look better for themselves...and for women. A male can prance around in a chartreuse tutu, but unless you're actually having sex with another man, the gay guys won't teach you the secret handshake and let you into the clubhouse.

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