Yous Gotta Tawk Likes a Gangster Here

[Dravyk]

Listen up you chumps! In dis here thread, yous gotta talk like a gangster, see? (Dat's gangster, not "gangsta".)

That's the idear. Got any problems wit it? Of course ya don't -- if you wanna keep on breathing dat is.

Anyone who don't follow da program, wants to make waves, will find demselves sleeping with da fishes, ya hear? (Delete your post.)

So I strongly recommends ya plays ball. Der's enough cut of the pie for everyone, see?

So whatchas waitin' fer? Let's hear dem keys a clattering, and gets down to business.