One for the ladies ;)

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Newton

NSFW Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It's Monday, you're at work, you're bored, you're thinking "how could I possibly spice up this trawl of the 2,000 weekend emails in my inbox?" when it occurs to you that if someone were to invent an SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator then your partner could bring you to an earth-shattering climax simply by texting a few sweet words of lurv, leaving you totally satisfied as a woman and fit to face the most daunting online task.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...etooth_device/

I have an even better idea.

That's right. Forget SMS-triggered vibrators!



Spam-triggered vibrators! The constant thrill!

I can see it now. "Spam? Oh, I hate spam!" Woman with vibrator: "Huh? Oh, I love it!! Love spam. Yes, more spam. Can't get enough spam! ..... Mmmmm. There's one now."