MOMMY!!! (here we go again)

[PornoDoggy]

I have found two successful ways to avoid hangovers.

For the past twelve years, I've just said no. Oh, sure, I miss the adventure (who is she? where is my car? where are my pants? if I'm here, why are my pants in my car? why am I in Chicago when I was last at a baseball game in St. Louis?), but boredom has its advantages too.

Prior to that, I simply avoided allowing my BAC to drop to dangerous levels. Unfortunately, there are a lot of narrow minded people in this world who simply did not recognize that this was a medical necessity.