Fuck Mornings

[Vick]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Vick... I need some help.

How do you dress a fat white Irish boy into Goth?

Keep in mind I got no long hair and none of my shit is pierced.

Shave your head (or trim it really short) and go in a kilt with braveheart makeup or road warrior makeup

Actually the kilt thing works well for some as women like to do "kilt checks"

2 quick kilt stories

How many canaries can fit under a kilt?
Depends on the size of the perch

You can tell a story of how you went to sleep by the side of the road one night and when you woke to answer natures call you noticed a blue ribbon tied around a part of your anatomy
You didn't know where it was but you can see it won first prize


Kilt is way preferable to trying to do a Matrix type thing