Final and extensive analysis by Gallup

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Pugh Foundation had it too close to call today, according to NPR - something like a 1 point lead overall for Kerry, a 3+ lead in the so-called "most likely to vote" for W.

Wait .... wait .... my psychic abilities are kicking into high gear.

THEY are going to try to keep US from voting.

Certain pigment enriched groups will accuse "THE MAN" of trying to prevent them from voting - and in some cases they will be right.

Certain individuals with crimson between their shoulders and their heads will barf back up the "fried chicken and free cigarettes" routine - and in some cases they will be right.

I can't quite discern whether the dead Democrats of Cook County will outweigh the dead Republicans of downstate Illinois.

Lawyers will be featured on television.

The moron who gets .00000004% more than the other guy will talk about his mandate.

The other side will be guaranteed 4 years of howling at the indignaties dumped upon them.