No point in going to bed tonight, because my woman has to be at the airport for 6 AM. She's headed to California until Tuesday for some big magazine shoot.
I have to be honest: I'm getting a sneaking suspicion that our sex life has been less than satisfying for her. She stopped giggling when I take off my underwear as of about two months ago, but now she's all into this role playing thing, where she ties me up and blindfolds me and leaves the room and opens the front door and pretends to let someone else in and goes into the next room and makes all these moaning noises for like 45 minutes and then makes noises like she's coming and then takes a shower and then comes to untie me and tell me how sexy I am.
When I give her that wounded look like "where's mine?" she tells me that I look unbelievably sexy when I masturbate, so I should get myself off. Then she reads a magazine while I jerk off. Of course, she gets really pissed if any of it gets on her sheets -- something about "trying to wash cumstains out of the 1800 thread count sheets" she demanded that I buy her for her birthday. Well sorry, you know, it doesn't always go where I want and maybe if she helped... but she just smiles and says I did a great job.
I was thinking about soliciting advice from some of the studs on Oprano, but I don't think "let me fuck her" is gonna fix anything.
Anyway, that's what's been going on with me as of late.
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