Lawrence Connor has taken over Setgo.com!

[Dravyk]

Now there would be the perfect comedy team! Or nightmare. The Luke and Lawrence Egomaniac Show.

Luke: I cover porn. I hate porn.

Lawrence: I love porn. I AM porn!

Luke: I want naked chicks. I hate naked chicks.

Lawrence: I want naked chicks and they want me.

Luke: I need to talk to my shrink.

Lawrence: I have a big dick that never quits.

Luke: I need a screw, but I can't. It hurts too much if I give in. I would never be able to live with myself.

Lawrence: I want to give in, but no one will do it with me.

Luke: I have to shrug them off like flies. They tempt me with their evil vile ways. I most go to the Wailing Wall and be redeemed.

Lawrence: I need a screw.

Luke: I need a session.

Lawrence: That's the spirit. A looooooove session!

Luke: No. A sofa session.

Lawrence: Sofa, bed, table, floor, doesn't matter to me. I'll do them anywhere.

Luke: Damn, my psychiatrist just hung up on me again.