I just got a Strait Jacket!

Vick · 08-25-2004

Mmmm a used butt plug
Did you buy it at a garage sale?

Thanks, been thinking of shooting some footage
Maybe I'll actually get around to it

Got getting out of the jacket down to under 2 minutes (Yippie!)

Want to add something to it to keep the audience captivated,
that's why I'm thinking of the burning rope (plus I've never seen anyone do that)

Can have fun getting into the jacket
(swinging the crotch strap so the volunteer belting me in doesn't have to reach between my legs
Scream "Tighter, Tighter" in a high pitched voice as the crotch strap get buckled in
Tell the audience "I will now try to top my own personal best time for escaping from the jacket
4 Days, 12 hours, 25 minutes and 29 seconds)

08-25-2004	#26
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Mmmm a used butt plug Did you buy it at a garage sale? Thanks, been thinking of shooting some footage Maybe I'll actually get around to it Got getting out of the jacket down to under 2 minutes (Yippie!) Want to add something to it to keep the audience captivated, that's why I'm thinking of the burning rope (plus I've never seen anyone do that) Can have fun getting into the jacket (swinging the crotch strap so the volunteer belting me in doesn't have to reach between my legs Scream "Tighter, Tighter" in a high pitched voice as the crotch strap get buckled in Tell the audience "I will now try to top my own personal best time for escaping from the jacket 4 Days, 12 hours, 25 minutes and 29 seconds) __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

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