The Little Adult Webmaster

[sarettah]

One day as the Little adult webmaster was reading his email, he came across important legal information that would affect the entire adult industry.

"Damn" he said, Changes need to be made, we need a system to help us become compliant with the new 2257 requirements. Who will help me implement a solution?"

"Not I," said the Program Owner.

"Not I," said the Gallery Builder.

"Not I," said the Free Site Operator.

"Not I," said the adult film producer.

"Not I," said the adult performer.

"Not I," said the adult spammer.

"Then I will," said the Little adult webmaster. And he did.

Soon the design was done and ready to be coded.

"The design is done," said the adult webmaster. "Who will help me get this coded?"

"Not I," said the Program Owner. ..and all the rest of them...etc

"Then I will," said the Little adult webmaster. And he did.

When the coding was done, the Little adult webmaster said, "Who will help me test the system?"

"Not I," said the Program Owner. ..and all the rest of them...etc

"Then I will," said the Little adult webmaster. And he did.

When the testing was completed, the Little adult webmaster said, "Who will help me collect all the data?"

"Not I," said the Program Owner. ..and all the rest of them...etc

"Then I will," said the Little adult webmaster. And he did.

he collected all the data he could. Then she said, "Who will help me host this mess and produce all the reports?"

"Not I," said the Program Owner. ..and all the rest of them...etc

"Then I will," said the Little adult webmaster. And he did.

he purchased hosting and produced the reports and ensured that he himself was 100% 2257 compliant. Then he said, "Who else wants access to the database so you can stay legal?"

"Oh! I do," said the Program Owner.

"And I do," said the Gallery Builder.

"And I do," said the Free Site Operator.

"And me," said the adult film producer.

"Me Too," said the adult performer.

"Don't forget me," said the adult spammer.


"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
said the Little adult webmaster. "You can all just go fuck off and die."


The moral of the story is "GET INVOLVED", whether it be with Brandons effort 2257lookup.com

or with my latest effort 2257EZ Database.

When the changes come in, don't let them take you out !!!

edited to make it shorter for those that bitched to me