Any 'Star Trek' fans left?

[Greg B]

How shit starts on these Trek series:

1.) Original Trek: Some woman shows up.

2.) TNG: Picard sticks his nose into something everyone else stays away from.

3.) DS9: Jadzia gets curious.

4.) Voyager: Someone flies around in a shuttlecraft.

Solutions:

1.) Original Trek: Put salt peter in the food.

2.) TNG: Give Picard a jigsaw puzzle so he won't be paying attention to shit he shouldn't.

3.) DS9: Get Jadzia drunk and keep her in Quarks til she passes out.

4.) Voyager: Take the keys to every shuttlecraft and put em' in a safe.