Who will win in an eating contest?

Hell Puppy · 04-03-2004

I've long since learned my lesson about trying contests involving food.

However, we're talking purely red meat here....that takes special conditioning of the gastrointestinal tract. Peaches Jr. is going to have to be bloated up like a lion who has gorged himself just to eat what GonZo and I eat in one typical sitting at a churrascaria.

And Peaches is the loser in this regardless because she's gotta ride with him all the way back to Ellijay with that gut full of red meat. Hopefully it'll be warm enough to roll down the windows.

Last time both GonZo and I had a throw down on red meat, the after effects nearly killed Richard N. Bush....

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04-03-2004	#12
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	I've long since learned my lesson about trying contests involving food. However, we're talking purely red meat here....that takes special conditioning of the gastrointestinal tract. Peaches Jr. is going to have to be bloated up like a lion who has gorged himself just to eat what GonZo and I eat in one typical sitting at a churrascaria. And Peaches is the loser in this regardless because she's gotta ride with him all the way back to Ellijay with that gut full of red meat. Hopefully it'll be warm enough to roll down the windows. Last time both GonZo and I had a throw down on red meat, the after effects nearly killed Richard N. Bush....