Who cares how long you've been in the industry?

[girlgeek]

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 17 2003, 01:48 PM
http://www.sexeducatoon.com/page5.htm

HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Screwing around on webmaster boards
Having a handle such as LucLonely and living up to your established rep
Fucking with Sarettah when he's in a bad mood and has google open
Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting
Male Receiving Anal Sex ( Greek )
Female Receiving Anal Sex ( Backwards Greek )
Just acting like a total moron, and others.
If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.

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LOL!

(note to self: do not read Sarettah's comments while eating or drinking)