Rumored Corporate Mergers ...

Vick · 10-20-2003

It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.
This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Proposed merger: Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers,
to be called Fairwell Honeychild.

Rumored merger: Wurlitzer with Xerox.
They are going to market reproductive organs.

Possible merger: Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler
-- to be called... Poly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merger: mmmGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da

Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese

Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-a-Car: Luv Herts

Upjohn and Chuckie Cheese Pizza: UpChuck

White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags

10-20-2003	#1
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems. This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Proposed merger: Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers, to be called Fairwell Honeychild. Rumored merger: Wurlitzer with Xerox. They are going to market reproductive organs. Possible merger: Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler -- to be called... Poly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merger: mmmGood John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-a-Car: Luv Herts Upjohn and Chuckie Cheese Pizza: UpChuck White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

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