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Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
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Ok, I just read that entire GFY thread (and my head hurts from it ....dammit)..
Good old program promotion GFY style..... I picture this in the back rooms of adult.com: Lens and Amp sitting around the office.... Phone rings.... Lens answers..."Adult Com....Your dime...shoot" Brad (on phone): Hey Lens, this is Brad from SE, want to buy a benner spot or two, what kind of deal can you give me ? Lens: Hey Brad, how's it hanging dude ?...Lets see, I can give you a couple of banner spots and a promotional thread for $XXXX.##. Brad: Cool, sounds good... And in the promotional thread, could you play up how ethical and honest SE is, we're trying to get that picture across in all our advertising these days" Lens: No prob bro.... Send us the artwork for the banner spots, send payment to my paypal account and we'll get on it.... Brad: Thanx.... Paypal is on it's way.... Artwork is in email.... Lens: Let's see, yeppir, got the paypal... Confirming it now... Got the artwork... Banner will be up in a little bit... Thread will come soon after... Brad: Thanx Lens, always a pleasyure... Lens: same here... Brad hangs up the phone and prepares to go to sleep picturing his banners and his promo thread telling the adult world how great SE is.... Lens hangs up the phone and turns to Amp... "Hey, just sold Brad a promo thread for his new program... any ideas ?" Amp: Hmm.. Brads a real good guy, we ought to do something nice for him... His new program looks great... Hehe.. He even has a couple of my designs in there... Always cool to see my work getting used.... Lens: He bought designs from you ? I thought we had an exclusive agreement? Amp: We do dude, cool out. These were designs that I sold to Duane a year ago. He screwed me on them, then screwed Brad by selling them to him. Duane still owes me, but I told Brad it was cool, so it's ok for him to be using them.... Lens: I think I have an idea for the promotional thread. Amp: Cool, what good things we gonna say ? Lens: We aren't going to say anything good.. We are gonna give him attention GFY style.... Then Lens goes and makes the first post and off and on throughout the day, Lens and Amp come back to the thread, catch up a bit and post one line at a time, never denying or affirming anything...Just stirring the pot... At the end, Lens locks the thread with his little summary showing that Brad and SE are an ethical, honest company and that Brad has made amends with Amp.... Meanwhile Brad has drank 4 bottles of Maalox throughout the day... Gne into a deep depression over his reputation within the adult community being destroyed and written 3 different suicide notes.... But hey..... They got hits to the program page didn't they ???
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