Iraq

Saddam still has the last word through the "Blah Blah Council of something" so its not finished yet.

I may run for President of Iraq in the event that he is forced out of office. My platform? --- "i will probably fuck it up less than that guy before me and promise i wont be scary"

I have already sent my application for President to Kinkos in Bagdad with an attachment asking them to please forward it to the Iraqi National Congress. Wish me luck.