Whats in your lube?

gonzo · 03-04-2009

Wet Naturals Silky Supreme Lube

Ingredient Analysis:
Small, Cyclic Silicone Oils: These oils are thin, so they prevent the final product from solidifying upon extended shelf sitting (think about how cooking oil left on a shelf for a long long time can sometimes solidify, especially at lower temperatures). These oils are emollients, meaning they moisturize, not greasify

Cyclopentasiloxane – A common cosmetic silicone oil, which is small and cyclic in structure. It is found in lipsticks, hair products etc. It is pretty much non toxic and only dangerous if you get it in your eye (and it’s bad news in your eye, flush immediately and get to a hospital) or if you had a lot of it and lit it on fire.
Cyclomethicone – Another common silicone oil used in cosmetics, very similar structurally to cyclopentasiloxane. As compared to cyclopentasiloxane, it is a little more viscous and stays liquid over a wider range of temperatures. To the lube consumer, it is essentially the same as cyclopentasiloxane.

Large, Linear Silicone Oils: These oils are thick and viscous, and impart the qualities one truly wants in a lube – thickness and longevity.

Dimethiconol (aka Polydimethylsiloxane aka Dimethicone) - A silicone polymer which is viscous like honey. It is much bigger than cyclopethasiloxane and cyclomethicone, and it is a straight chain. Because of this, it is much more viscous and thick. It is a widely accepted food and cosmetic additive, used for things like hair products, body implants, head lice treatment, drug additives…so on and so forth. It is totally safe.
Phenyl Trimethicone – Much like dimethiconol, this is a silicone polymer. It is less widely used in food and cosmetics, and is not food safe. As compared to dimethiconol, it is a bit more “organic” (in chemistry terms), which basically means it’s more lubricating.

Preservatives:

Tocopheryl Acetate a.k.a. Vitamin E Acetate – A cosmetic safe form of Vitamin E. In addition to being moisturizing, it prevents the other preservatives from breaking down (yet another antioxidant). It is soluble in the silicone oils, which is why it is used. It is not food safe.

Evil Chris · 03-05-2009

hmmm uh, why?

DannyCox · 03-06-2009

I tend to stay with 10W30. Good all purpose lubricant

boobbucks · 03-09-2009

I use raw eggs...you mean for sex right? hahaha

vadja · 03-09-2009

i have not a car

i'm student

EmporerEJ · 03-09-2009

Is this a product placement, or what?

03-04-2009	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Whats in your lube? Wet Naturals Silky Supreme Lube Ingredient Analysis: Small, Cyclic Silicone Oils: These oils are thin, so they prevent the final product from solidifying upon extended shelf sitting (think about how cooking oil left on a shelf for a long long time can sometimes solidify, especially at lower temperatures). These oils are emollients, meaning they moisturize, not greasify Cyclopentasiloxane – A common cosmetic silicone oil, which is small and cyclic in structure. It is found in lipsticks, hair products etc. It is pretty much non toxic and only dangerous if you get it in your eye (and it’s bad news in your eye, flush immediately and get to a hospital) or if you had a lot of it and lit it on fire. Cyclomethicone – Another common silicone oil used in cosmetics, very similar structurally to cyclopentasiloxane. As compared to cyclopentasiloxane, it is a little more viscous and stays liquid over a wider range of temperatures. To the lube consumer, it is essentially the same as cyclopentasiloxane. Large, Linear Silicone Oils: These oils are thick and viscous, and impart the qualities one truly wants in a lube – thickness and longevity. Dimethiconol (aka Polydimethylsiloxane aka Dimethicone) - A silicone polymer which is viscous like honey. It is much bigger than cyclopethasiloxane and cyclomethicone, and it is a straight chain. Because of this, it is much more viscous and thick. It is a widely accepted food and cosmetic additive, used for things like hair products, body implants, head lice treatment, drug additives…so on and so forth. It is totally safe. Phenyl Trimethicone – Much like dimethiconol, this is a silicone polymer. It is less widely used in food and cosmetics, and is not food safe. As compared to dimethiconol, it is a bit more “organic” (in chemistry terms), which basically means it’s more lubricating. Preservatives: Tocopheryl Acetate a.k.a. Vitamin E Acetate – A cosmetic safe form of Vitamin E. In addition to being moisturizing, it prevents the other preservatives from breaking down (yet another antioxidant). It is soluble in the silicone oils, which is why it is used. It is not food safe. __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

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