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Old 04-16-2008   #1
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Jesus image captured on cell phone.
What took so long?

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...sus.image.wkmg
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Old 04-16-2008   #2
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Jesus image captured on cell phone.
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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...sus.image.wkmg
From toast to cell phones!
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Given his ethnic heritage, the man known as Jesus probably looked alot more like a New York cab driver than the westernized images familiar to most Christians.

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My neighbour from Golden Palace Casino will probably buy it! well, he did buy the toast
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Believers can see Christ's image in damn near anything but I'll be damned if I saw anything on that guy's cell phone but a smudge.
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Old 04-18-2008   #6
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Why come no one ever spots him in church?
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Old 04-18-2008   #7
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Why come no one ever spots him in church?
'cause, nobody ever goes to church anymore.....
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'cause, nobody ever goes to church anymore.....
this reply made me sad but i guess it's reality.
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this reply made me sad but i guess it's reality.
Doesn't make me sad....
In olden days, the church was the center of education and power in backwards regions. There had to be a central power, and why not make them worship some all knowing god that would smite them if they got out of line. The priests carefully controlled the knowledge, and twisted it to mean all manner of "godly things."

But humans are a curious lot, and the knowledge snuck out. The church has been trying to put the "stuff" back in the bottle ever since.
The whole "god" thing is pointless and stupid to an enlightened society.

Some all seeing, and knowing god, that allows suffering for it's own perverse enjoyment?
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Religion is Bullshit! - This pretty much sums up my thoughts on the topic.
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oh my!
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