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Old 12-14-2006   #1
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Hi everyone.

I have no idea if I can find any assistance here but since I'v etried just about everything else...what do I have to lose? So here's the deal.

I am in love with Paige Davis. Yeah yeah I know. But anyway...you can imagine the frenzy I went into when the rumour of her in a sex video surfaced. Many a night was spent trying to locate said video only to find the the woman in the video is actually a VERY close look-alike of the lovely Ms. Davis. So now...as I'm sure you've already guessed, I'm on a holy quest to find the name of this woman/actress and of course the video itself.

Does ANYONE know anything about this subject and whereelse I might look? Any and all help would be greatly appreciate. Unfortunately I can't repay with anything other than honest and undying gratitude.

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Hi everyone.

I have no idea if I can find any assistance here but since I'v etried just about everything else...what do I have to lose? So here's the deal.

I am in love with Paige Davis. Yeah yeah I know. But anyway...you can imagine the frenzy I went into when the rumour of her in a sex video surfaced. Many a night was spent trying to locate said video only to find the the woman in the video is actually a VERY close look-alike of the lovely Ms. Davis. So now...as I'm sure you've already guessed, I'm on a holy quest to find the name of this woman/actress and of course the video itself.

Does ANYONE know anything about this subject and whereelse I might look? Any and all help would be greatly appreciate. Unfortunately I can't repay with anything other than honest and undying gratitude.

Thanks y'all

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I hear she does a 3 way with Alton Brown and Emril.
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I hear she does a 3 way with Alton Brown and Emril.

pffffft....they're cooks man... Paige don't do know cooks!
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pffffft....they're cooks man... Paige don't do know cooks!
yeah but Emril screaming BAM! Trading PLaces!!!.
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i like moldy cheese
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Well aint you guys a heap o help...
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Well aint you guys a heap o help...
We can help if you have a credit card.
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and yer so funny too! LOL
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and yer so funny too! LOL
Im also serious.

Anyone else on here will tell you the same thing.
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what is the aim of this site anyway? I admit I had no idea when I came here...very much a shot in the dark.
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what is the aim of this site anyway? I admit I had no idea when I came here...very much a shot in the dark.
Them porn sites you visit....

We make em.
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Moi? Visit porn sites? Surely you jest. LOL

Well cool...I figured the site was geared towards that but didn't realize how directly. So can I ask just out of basic humanity for some suggestions? Is there a site where you can find an actress by means other than her name? Is there a site specializing in celeb-look-alikes? Do production companys have online head-shot galleries? Any help at all man....I'll take it.
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Moi? Visit porn sites? Surely you jest. LOL

Well cool...I figured the site was geared towards that but didn't realize how directly. So can I ask just out of basic humanity for some suggestions? Is there a site where you can find an actress by means other than her name? Is there a site specializing in celeb-look-alikes? Do production companys have online head-shot galleries? Any help at all man....I'll take it.

I dont know about any lookalike sites.

Maybe someon else here knows?
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Hopefully someone does....then I can stop being a pest and let you and your colleagues get on with the valuable work that you do.

Thanks Gonzo
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Hopefully someone does....then I can stop being a pest and let you and your colleagues get on with the valuable work that you do.

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Hahahaha. Not a pest at all.

In the meantime. Enjoy yourself at
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You sir are a surfmaster!
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thanks...do i get a badge n learn a cool handshake? LOL

I'll check out the site
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thanks...do i get a badge n learn a cool handshake? LOL

I'll check out the site
Theres porn over there.
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There are talent agencies that specialize in look-alikes, but I doubt you'll find any sites online with adult rated content featuring look-alikes. The risk of lawsuit it too great.
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I do have a link to what you are asking for, but I have to feed the goats first. BRB
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Moi? Visit porn sites? Surely you jest. LOL

Well cool...I figured the site was geared towards that but didn't realize how directly. So can I ask just out of basic humanity for some suggestions? Is there a site where you can find an actress by means other than her name? Is there a site specializing in celeb-look-alikes? Do production companys have online head-shot galleries? Any help at all man....I'll take it.

I'll look like any fuckin' thing u want if the price is right dude.

I got some sheep costumes and a Pamela Anderson push up bra?
and if that don't work, I can come up with a few celeb look alike wigs & shit?

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Old 12-16-2006   #23
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yeah ok...go sit by the phone.

Helix...thank you but what will these sites give me? I'll pay just as long as I know what I'm getting.
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