Have you accepted the Lord in your life?

Anthony · 11-08-2005

With all this violence right now in France, let us pray for those wayward and violent muslims that are on a burning rampage.

Lord,

Please help those muslims find peace in their hearts. Yea, they were brought into Europe as cheap labor. Yea, they are treated like second class citizens. Yea, the majority of them are uneducated. Yea, they are in most cases, 2nd and 3rd generation French citizens. Yea, they are muslims that want to convert the world to Islam by the sword if need be.

Help them O Lord, find another way. A way of peace, as Islam is supposed to be of.

Amen.

Nickatilynx · 11-08-2005

Amen!

Trev · 11-08-2005

Amen to that.

TheEnforcer · 11-08-2005

Or we could just explain them it's not necessary to fight over who's imaginary friend is better! :>)))

Trev · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Or we could just explain them it's not necessary to fight over who's imaginary friend is better! :>)))

I vote for electroshock, hell that goes for everyone that doesn't share the same views as me.

Nickatilynx · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Or we could just explain them it's not necessary to fight over who's imaginary friend is better! :>)))

If you had an imaginary friend it would double your circle of friends.

TheEnforcer · 11-08-2005

Oh... that was a good burn!!!

PornoDoggy · 11-08-2005

I pray daily for the ignorant - Moslem, Christian, Jew, Pagan, African, European, Asian ...

DrGuile · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Or we could just explain them it's not necessary to fight over who's imaginary friend is better! :>)))

If you had an imaginary friend, he'd be more popular than you...

...better looking too

Nickatilynx · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

If you had an imaginary friend, he'd be more popular than you...

...better looking too

and wealthier and better educated.

DrGuile · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

and wealthier and better educated.

He'd probably steal your girlfriend..... if you had one....

MikeW · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Or we could just explain them it's not necessary to fight over who's imaginary friend is better! :>)))

MY God has a BIGGER DICK than YOUR god!

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

I pray for the end of all religions.

justb · 11-08-2005

Yes, but I don't think he's accepted me ; )

Anthony · 11-08-2005

Please let us not go off tangent and make this a bash Enforcer Thread like so many before it.

Let us pray.

Dear Lord,

End the hatred. France is burning. The Enforcer is burning in this thread. Please stop the pain that has caused this.

Pain for France for the muslim youth that has attacked it.

Pain for The Enforcer for being an easy target.

We ask this in your name.

Amen.

jact · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I pray daily for the ignorant

And I appreciate your prayers, my brother.

TheEnforcer · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Please let us not go off tangent and make this a bash Enforcer Thread like so many before it.

Let us pray.

Dear Lord,

End the hatred. France is burning. The Enforcer is burning in this thread. Please stop the pain that has caused this.

Pain for France for the muslim youth that has attacked it.

Pain for The Enforcer for being an easy target.

We ask this in your name.

Amen.

Hahahahahahaha...

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Please let us not go off tangent and make this a bash Enforcer Thread like so many before it.

Why should this be different from every other thread?

Anthony · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Why should this be different from every other thread?

This is a thread beseeching the Lord's love. Please, let us refrain from any more hate in this thread.

Bless you and yours,

Reverend Anthony

jact · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

This is a thread beseeching the Lord's love. Please, let us refrain from any more hate in this thread.

Bless you and yours,

Reverend Anthony

Someone doubled your meds, didn't they Anthony?

Anthony · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by jact

Someone doubled your meds, didn't they Anthony?

Jact,

I am on no meds. I have no reason to be! The Lord is my salvation and keeps me even.

jact · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Jact,

I am on no meds. I have no reason to be! The Lord is my salvation and keeps me even.

LOL. Does this mean you'll be closing down all of your assets and doing missionary work instead of pursuing the devil's work?

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

This is a thread beseeching the Lord's love. Please, let us refrain from any more hate in this thread.

Beseech this!

Anthony · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by jact

LOL. Does this mean you'll be closing down all of your assets and doing missionary work instead of pursuing the devil's work?

The Lord has spoken to me, he commaned me to continue in my work, and to flourish in it.

As with all things of this world, it is but material and has no meaning in the Kingdom Of Heaven.

Anthony · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Beseech this!

The Lord gives his forgiveness for your trespassing.

I, on the other hand, must kick you between the legs.

I will say 10 Hail Mary's and find repetence in that violent thought.

Sin · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I pray for the end of all religions.

There we go, finally some sense

Anthony · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

There we go, finally some sense

Back away thee Satan!!!

I cannot hold true to my vestments while you are in my holiest of holy threads!

Father forgive me, for I know not what I shall do!

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

The Lord gives his forgiveness for your trespassing.

I, on the other hand, must kick you between the legs.

I will say 10 Hail Mary's and find repetence in that violent thought.

Ah, the de-brain washing begins!

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Back away thee Satan!!!

I cannot hold true to my vestments while you are in my holiest of holy threads!

Father forgive me, for I know not what I shall do!

Nekkid and clueless!

PornoDoggy · 11-08-2005

I told God about this thread.

Now Jesus is coming, and boy, is he pissed.

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

There we go, finally some sense

Anthony · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Nekkid and clueless!

Sin is aptly named.

jact · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I told God about this thread.

Now Jesus is coming, and boy, is he pissed.

Oh great, now look what you did Anthony, you caused the second coming. We're all fucked. THANKS A LOT!

domtheboy · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Dear Lord,

France is burning.

Well, that's one of my prayers answered.

Anthony · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I told God about this thread.

Now Jesus is coming, and boy, is he pissed.

Jesus was a great prophet, but he was not the son of God.

We can thank the Romans for Jesus, and the Roman Catholic Church for propagating this lie.

We are all "Children of God".

Hallelujah!

Steady · 11-08-2005

Brother Anthony...You've seen the light!

Kneel and repent borther.

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by jact

Someone doubled your meds, didn't they Anthony?

I suspect he shot one of those big guns of his off a little too close to his head.

sarettah · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I told God about this thread.

Now Jesus is coming, and boy, is he pissed.

Yeppir, Jesus is packing........

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Yeppir, Jesus is packing........

And he's dealing death and handing out lollipops.

And he's all outta lollipops.

sarettah · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

We are all "Children of God".

Well, if we are all children of god and Jesus was one of us, then Jesus is also a hild of god and since the boychilds is usually called son, then Jesus would be the son of god, now wouldn't he? Huh ? Huh? Huh?

JR · 11-08-2005

I don't understand why a people that end every sentence "if it is the will of Allah" or "Allah willing" and so on... don't seem to get that Allah apparently does not seem to be too willing to give them a hand.

If Allah truly cared as they like to believe, they would be a super civilization and we would be cockroaches to them.

MikeW · 11-08-2005

"And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?"

-George Carlin

PornoDoggy · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Mark Twain

"Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion –- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven."

I preach, my dear friends
On John Barlecorn, Nicotine,
And The Tempations of Eve ...

Trev · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

And The Tempations of Eve ...

Preach on then brother because I always get tempted when it comes to eve, Xmas eve I'm opening prezzies and New years eve I'm usually well oiled.

PornoDoggy · 11-08-2005

Vegtable, mineral, or motor?

SIG357 · 11-08-2005

If you want to understand what is going on with the muslims you might want to read the Quran and study up a bit. They intend to institute Islamic law in the Western world and are doing bit by bit as we speak. They are not bound by the same traditions as we are - for them it perfectly permissible to kill someone who does not convert to Islam. Bin Laden has been accumulating nukes since 1994 and intends to use them on us. This is deadly serious but most of us are content to make jokes and spend our time watching football, the latest reality show or porn. There are many good books on this subject, such as The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam by Robert Spencer and Militant Islam Reaches America by Daniel Pipes. The first one to read, in my opinion, is The Al Qaeda Connection by Paul Williams, it will make you think twice about what is going on. If you care about your future, or the safety of your family, you will take the time to educate yourself.

JR · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by SIG357

If you want to understand what is going on with the muslims you might want to read the Quran and study up a bit. They intend to institute Islamic law in the Western world and are doing bit by bit as we speak. They are not bound by the same traditions as we are - for them it perfectly permissible to kill someone who does not convert to Islam. Bin Laden has been accumulating nukes since 1994 and intends to use them on us. This is deadly serious but most of us are content to make jokes and spend our time watching football, the latest reality show or porn. There are many good books on this subject, such as The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam by Robert Spencer and Militant Islam Reaches America by Daniel Pipes. The first one to read, in my opinion, is The Al Qaeda Connection by Paul Williams, it will make you think twice about what is going on. If you care about your future, or the safety of your family, you will take the time to educate yourself.

dad... is that you dad?

Dravyk · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by SIG357

Bin Laden has been accumulating nukes since 1994 and intends to use them on us.

That explains why he had a three year plan culminating with the use of four hijacked jets ... because he didn't want to waste one of his many nukes.

SIG357 · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

That explains why he had a three year plan culminating with the use of four hijacked jets ... because he didn't want to waste one of his many nukes.

Do a little research. The nukes are his crown jewels and he will not waste them. They are counting on us to underestimate them.

SIG357 · 11-08-2005

I have to leave now. For the doubters, don't say you weren't warned.

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