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Old 10-28-2005   #1
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Default Straight from Kremen's house:

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Gary is singing in the shower:
"My boyfriend is back and there is gonna be trouble..."
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Old 10-28-2005   #2
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Default Re: Straight from Kremen's house:

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"My boyfriend is back and there is gonna be trouble..."
So Cohen really has been arrested?
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Old 10-28-2005   #3
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Default Re: Straight from Kremen's house:

seems so....from the sources we deem reliable:

Cohen is singing in San Diego jail shower:

"We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the Sun..."
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Old 10-28-2005   #4
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they caught him at the border or they went down to Tijuana to get him?
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Old 10-28-2005   #5
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So what's Serge singing in the shower today?
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Old 10-28-2005   #6
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So what's Serge singing in the shower today?
"Thanks for the mammories" ?

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Old 10-28-2005   #7
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"Thanks for the mammories" ?

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Old 10-28-2005   #8
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Default Re: Straight from Kremen's house:

Cohen is not a newbie in prison, he now sings:
"Home, where my thought’s escaping
Home, where my music’s playing
Home, where my love lies waiting
Silently for me"
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Old 10-28-2005   #9
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So what's Serge singing in the shower today?
I know Flo who stays in our house with Sonia
(I guess we'll have to adopt him after all)
sings:

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.
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I thought there wasn't much singing in the showers in prison , but a lot of yodelling..
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Old 10-28-2005   #11
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Don't push me cause i' m close to the edge
i'm trying not to drop my soap..
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Old 10-28-2005   #12
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COHEN!
You have to wear the dress tonight
Your days are over...

Ever since I knew you, I wanted to do something dirty to you
I'm gonna tell you just how I feel, I will share you with many boys

COHEN
you're gonna have to put on the red light
Your days are over

You don't have to sell your body to the night,
we'll tap that ass for free wether you like it or not

COHEN
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"My boyfriend is back and there is gonna be trouble..."

Nice
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Old 10-28-2005   #14
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how much for a buttload of shrimp ?
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how much for a buttload of shrimp ?
How big is your butt?

Give us a clue and maybe Jack can give a quote.
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how much for a buttload of shrimp ?
Stir-fried, hot off the grill with plenty of tabasco.
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Default Re: Straight from Kremen's house:

i read that he was arrested and thought "Awesome... they caught that fucker" - then i read that he was arrested in TJ for immigration violations and was overcome with this deep sense of dissapointment in him. He steals tens of millions of dollars... then hides 30 minutes from San Diego of all places and gets arrested for something stupid.

i think he owes us all an apology.
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Is he really in jail in TJ? :P

I have a good friend whose brother happens to be police chief of TJ..betcha I could put in a word to make sure he gets 'special' treatment
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