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Old 10-19-2005   #1
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http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...rsesex19m.html

Trespassing charged in horse-sex case

An Enumclaw-area man who authorities say helped run a farm where people had sex with animals — and where a Seattle man died doing so with a horse —was charged with a misdemeanor yesterday.

Police began investigating James Tait, 54, and another man who lived at the rural Southeast King County farm after the Seattle man died of injuries suffered during intercourse with a horse in the summer, Enumclaw police said.

The criminal-trespassing charge stems from a July 2 bestiality session involving Tait, the 45-year-old Seattle man and a horse in a neighbor's barn, charging papers say. According to the King County Medical Examiner's Office, the Seattle man died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon.

Attempts to contact Tait yesterday were unsuccessful.

King County prosecutors say it's the most-severe charge they could file; Washington is one of more than a dozen states that does not outlaw bestiality.

"There is no evidence of injury to the animal to support animal-cruelty charges," said Dan Satterberg, the county prosecutor's chief of staff. "This is the only crime we can charge."

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According to the King County Medical Examiner's Office, the Seattle man died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon
I can't see any reason to feel bad for this idiot.
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Old 10-19-2005   #3
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He should be a Darwin Award candidate.
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Old 10-19-2005   #4
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i guess Seattle Slew him ? ;-))
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There is a video.
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i guess Seattle Slew him ? ;-))
That was bad.

That shouldn't be in the least funny.

Yet I can't stop laughing my head off!!
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I'm wondering how many people had to stifle gigles at that funeral...

"he was a good man, a proud man...he loved animals..."
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I'm wondering how many people had to stifle gigles at that funeral...

"he was a good man, a proud man...he loved animals..."
Something from "Francis of Assissi" would have been appropriate.
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I'm wondering how many people had to stifle gigles at that funeral...

"he was a good man, a proud man...he loved animals..."
That was so funny, I'll forgive the fact that you misspelled giggles.
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Out of the many possible thoughts this has caused, I've chosen one:

Damn, I hate incompetence. Why did he think this sort of activity could be performed without injury?

I'll lay odds that the idiot delayed seeking medical treatment out of a desire not to state how the injuries happened.

I used to torture one of my favorite teachers in high school by sticking my head in the door when he had a classroom full of sophomores and saying "why don't you tell the class how Catherine the Great died?" then running like hell.

Catherine the Great was a horse lover, too.

She also had lovely young maidens stand in her garden during the winter until they froze to death, making lovely frozen statuary.

The previous bit of disrespect and historical trivia was brought to you by a woman who may have had too much coffee today.
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Here horsey, horsey, horsey...come and get it!
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Sicko! LOL!

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I can't see any reason to feel bad for this idiot.

why not? his family released a statement to the media explaining that it was an accident and that he somehow fell onto the horses dick. that was good enough for me! poor guy!!
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