They're Demons, Demons Demons Demons !!!

[sarettah]

So, I'm gonna run the fuckers over, Dammit !!!!


http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/23/D8CQ8RH80.html
Vegas Driver Said to See 'Demons' in Crowd
Sep 23 7:20 PM US/Eastern

A man suspected of killing two tourists and injuring 12 others on the Las Vegas Strip told police he steered his car into the crowd on the sidewalk because they were staring at him like demons.

Stephen M. Ressa, 27, also told police he saw people with their hands in their pockets and thought they might be armed with guns, according to an arrest report obtained Friday by The Associated Press.

"They were staring at him like they were `demons,'" the report said. "Ressa admitted he became angry at them, and intentionally steered the vehicle toward them."

Ressa, of Rialto, Calif., was arrested Wednesday evening shortly after the car barreled through the crowd and crashed into a cement barrier in front of Bally's hotel-casino. He remained jailed without bail on suspicion of murder and attempted murder.

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Results of alcohol and drug tests were pending.

Rialto police Detective Sgt. Reinhard Burkholder said Thursday that Ressa was wanted for questioning in an assault on his mother, 54.

"He punched her numerous times in the face and choked her into unconsciousness and stood over her with a butcher knife," Burkholder said.

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[voodooman]

I deal with people like this on a daily basis. Whats the problem?

[Nickatilynx]

The report went on to say that Stephen M. Ressa was heard muttering before the attack :

"Looks like Stephen Ressa's gonna have a choke a demon bitch"

[Newton]

There are chavs in Vegas?

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by voodooman

I deal with people like this on a daily basis. Whats the problem?

That's why they pay you the big bucks, right?

[Sin]

He should be neutered so he can't reproduce.

[MorganGrayson]

It would have been better for the planet if his parents had been neutered.

Of course, I'm sure his mother is thinking the same thing....

[sarettah]

I cannot believe you people.

That could have been any one of us. Serves the fuckers right for staring at him like that, dammit

















And I see you there, staring at me...... I'll get you for that

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I cannot believe you people.

That could have been any one of us. Serves the fuckers right for staring at him like that, dammit

















And I see you there, staring at me...... I'll get you for that

*will not laugh, will not laugh, will not laugh...*

[Osiris]

I hate being stared at..

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

*will not laugh, will not laugh, will not laugh...*

You laugh at me and it's all over

Only thing worse than being stared at is being laughed at

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

You laugh at me and it's all over

Only thing worse than being stared at is being laughed at

How about being stared at and pictured nude? (Flatteringly, I might add.)


Hideous adverbial abuse, there.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

How about being stared at and pictured nude? (Flatteringly, I might add.)


Hideous adverbial abuse, there.

So, let's see. You're staring at me while picturing me naked and laughjing about it.

My mother used to do that.
















She's dead now

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

So, let's see. You're staring at me while picturing me naked and laughjing about it.

My mother used to do that.

She's dead now

How about learning ta read, ya goof!

*All* I said was "How about being stared at and pictured nude?"
I did *not* say "while laughing." What...did you just get so wigged about by that adverb I made up that you missed the whole "flattering" part???

[Dravyk]

I bet YOU are staring at this monitor right now!

Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

How about learning ta read, ya goof!

*All* I said was "How about being stared at and pictured nude?"
I did *not* say "while laughing." What...did you just get so wigged about by that adverb I made up that you missed the whole "flattering" part???

I hate being flattered.
My Aunt used to flatter me.















She got run over by a VW Bug

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

She got run over by a VW Bug

Ashame! How much damage did the Bug sustain?

[Sin]

omg this thread is absurd, lol

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Sin

omg this thread is absurd, lol

And with a thread titled as such, who'd a thought?

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

That's why they pay you the big bucks, right?

hahaha, thanks for that, I needed a good laugh today.
I get paid 21k/year.

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by sarettah

So, let's see. You're staring at me while picturing me naked and laughjing about it.

My mother used to do that.












She's dead now

Your so hostile these days. Everything ok???

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Your so hostile these days. Everything ok???

he said, thinking whistfully of the shotgun back in the squad car ...

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

he said, thinking whistfully of the shotgun back in the squad car ...

hahaha, PD, you should take up mind reading.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Sin

omg this thread is absurd, lol

Our threads do definitely tend to have a tilt toward absurdity.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Our threads do definitely tend to have a tilt toward absurdity.

I was walking down the watch when this street asked me what tea it was, so looking at my elephant I said it was half-past quarter of.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I was walking down the watch when this street asked me what tea it was, so looking at my elephant I said it was half-past quarter of.

That's not what the giraffe said.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I was walking down the watch when this street asked me what tea it was, so looking at my elephant I said it was half-past quarter of.

I thought I was getting a flash back there

[Dravyk]

Fellini would be so proud.

[PornoDoggy]

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought-
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jaberwock?
Come to my arms, by beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did grye and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Dravyk]

Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground
Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot snappin' his fingers clappin' his hands
And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand
And now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers daddy's within earshot save the buckshot turn up the band

And she was blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright

Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
He says: "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone watchin' the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance

Yeah he was blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
He got down but she never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight

Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes
She said I'll turn you on sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break,
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside
And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride,
Oh, some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier
Yes and Scotland Yard was trying hard, they sent a dude with a calling card,
he said, do what you like, but don't do it here
Well I jumped up, turnedaround, spit in the air, fell on the ground
Asked him which was the way back home
He said take a right at the light, keep goin' straight until night, and then boy, you're on your own

And now in Zanzibar a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car hummin' a lunar tune
Yes, and the avatar said blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon

And some kidnapped handicap was complainin' that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night,

Well I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw
a gap but figured he'd be all right

He was just blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh but mama that's where the fun is