MOMMY!!! (here we go again)

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Then got kicked back on the wagon. HARD too!! lol

You'd best stay *on* the wagon, my man!

I'm practicing saying "oh, no, she was with me when he got shot!"

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You'd best stay *on* the wagon, my man!

I'm practicing saying "oh, no, she was with me when he got shot!"

What can I do?
Chicks dig me...


;-)))


ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahha

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

What can I do?
Chicks dig me...


;-)))


ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahha

Well...you do clean up well.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

What can I do?
Chicks dig me...

The modesty meter done broke!!

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

What can I do?
Chicks dig me...

You spelled "money" wrong - there's an additional o, n and y in it

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

The modesty meter done broke!!

No this is immodest....

Once upon a time I pulled into a gas station in my Ferarri and the gorgeous woman I was with pranced in to buy some soft drinks.

The pump attendant came up to me and said "Damn that car gets hot women"

I retorted "Nawww the same personality traits that got me the Ferarri , got me the girl."

;-))

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Peaches

You spelled "money" wrong - there's an additional o, n and y in it

She shoots...she scores!!!!!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Peaches

You spelled "money" wrong - there's an additional o, n and y in it

Look above peaches ;-)))

I was sooooooooooo waiting for that line

[aeon]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Drugs, they don't seem to like me much. Low tolerance and no kicks.

Drugs are incredible. Making that statement means you have either:
Taken shitty drugs
or
Not taken enough

I don't do drugs anymore but the absolute fun of weed/coke/pills and even acid is undeniable.

What's best is to smoke a couple bowls then go out drinking and as you get drunk, head out to the car or someplace and smoke a bit of coke and then go back to drinking until you get drunk again, do more coke...

Lather, rince, repeat until you end up collapsing because you can't go anymore.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Look above peaches ;-)))

I was sooooooooooo waiting for that line

[Nickatilynx]

And the same applies to you Morgan...you and peaches sell your sex short.

You are all far more picky than mere money. ;-)))

[Peaches]

During my party years, I could have easily become addicted to cocaine. It was by far my favorite. Never had to buy any - it's great being a girl

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by aeon

Drugs are incredible. Making that statement means you have either:
Taken shitty drugs
or
Not taken enough

I don't do drugs anymore but the absolute fun of weed/coke/pills and even acid is undeniable.

What's best is to smoke a couple bowls then go out drinking and as you get drunk, head out to the car or someplace and smoke a bit of coke and then go back to drinking until you get drunk again, do more coke...

Lather, rince, repeat until you end up collapsing because you can't go anymore.

Exactly.

I'd vote for a politican that said:
"Fuck yeah!! I've partied , but now I've gone past that stage of my life.But I don't rule out the occasionally toke!!"

LOL

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

And the same applies to you Morgan...you and peaches sell your sex short.

You are all far more picky than mere money. ;-)))

Piffle.
I *never* sell my sex short.
Me mum said get cash and lots of it.


If you think for *one* minute, I'm going to sit here and admit you just might maybe perhaps have a redeeming quality or two...fuggetaboutit.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

And the same applies to you Morgan...you and peaches sell your sex short.

You are all far more picky than mere money. ;-)))

After we turn 35, perhaps

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

"""I need to get motivated again for a diet as when I seriously dieted last time i swore off alcohol and it was easy to do until I broke my elbow even though I always had people pushing for me to party and drink."""

Not being a wise ass...ok...well a bit.

But reread that.

There are at least 4 excuses there lol. In fact they are cross filed.

Excuses are a reason for failure

Again very true....

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by aeon

Drugs are incredible. Making that statement means you have either:
Taken shitty drugs
or
Not taken enough

I'm sure I've taken some shitty ones, but trust me I had some good stuff slipped to me a few times when I thought I was just smoking some dirt weed. Then I found out later it was Acapulco Gold or Columbia Blue or some such names. Or here's some red clay nothing hash and it turns out to be God knows what 20X more powerful.

Nope it's just in my personal biological chemistry. They give me sensory overload and the creeps. One time I'm 18, did some smoking at work (oh yes, I wasn't always the Boy Scout), get on the bus, and the street lights passing by looked the one's when the Enterprise goes into warp ... all rainbow colored streaks. Everything gets loud, I can hear my heart beating like I'm inside a trash can with someone beating it with a 2by4. My breathing sounds so loud, you'd think you were in scuba gear or having Darth Vader next to you whispering sweet nothings.

Nope. That stuff hates me. And hell, I'll never get addicted to it, so so much the better.

[Nickatilynx]

"He may not be very tall , but he sure as hell is when he stands on his wallet"

ahahahahahahahaha

I used to be cute looking but my mentor then was a big fat dude and could pull like he had discovered catnip for hos!

He put forward this hypothesis which I believe has some merit.

1.) Women are as a whole more attracted by what they hear than what they see. (hence Sean Connery is always in the top 10 sexiest men)
2.) Women look for other factors.(you ,women,are weird, a cute butt helps he said..but LOL)
3.) By nature they are looking for security , kindness , and the ability to provide and amuse.Faking interest in everthing they are interested in is good. Focus at the eyebrows and nod and say "really!" "Wow" alot. (thks anthony for that one)
And of course a good hard shag..

shall I go on...???

LOL

;-))))))))))))))))))))))

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

shall I go on...???

A rhetorical question, no doubt.

Seriously though, you forgot you surely must have had the Bad Boy Factor going on as well. Women love that. (I hear.)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I'm sure I've taken some shitty ones, but trust me I had some good stuff slipped to me a few times when I thought I was just smoking some dirt weed. Then I found out later it was Acapulco Gold or Columbia Blue or some such names. Or here's some red clay nothing hash and it turns out to be God knows what 20X more powerful.

Nope it's just in my personal biological chemistry. They give me sensory overload and the creeps. One time I'm 18, did some smoking at work (oh yes, I wasn't always the Boy Scout), get on the bus, and the street lights passing by looked the one's when the Enterprise goes into warp ... all rainbow colored streaks. Everything gets loud, I can hear my heart beating like I'm inside a trash can with someone beating it with a 2by4. My breathing sounds so loud, you'd think you were in scuba gear or having Darth Vader next to you whispering sweet nothings.

Nope. That stuff hates me. And hell, I'll never get addicted to it, so so much the better.

So.............

basically......

You are a

lightweight!!!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

A rhetorical question, no doubt.

Seriously though, you forgot you surely must have had the Bad Boy Factor going on as well. Women love that. (I hear.)

I'm begining to think you dig me....


and it worries me a tad...


LOL

[Dravyk]

Drugs? I'm a super lghtweight!

Booze? I'd drink most of you under the table.



Dig you? I think you're groooooovy, ba-by!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Drugs? I'm a super lghtweight!

Booze? I'd drink most of you under the table.



Dig you? I think you're groooooovy, ba-by!

Bullshit!!!!

Mind you for lightweightedness , Meat wins hands down LOL

[MorganGrayson]

*sigh*

1. I'm a very heavy smoker, which just may give one or two of my doctors a coronary just comtemplating. I've tried the gum - got mouth ulcers, and can't afford the patch yet. Soon, though. (Yes, yes, built in excuses, I know, I do this with smoking a lot.)

2. I've never tried any illegal drugs except pot and "back-in-the-day" speed. Circa mid '70's. Gave them all up decades ago. However, and this is kind of a big however, as I have the Trifecta of chronic pain conditions and am in pain every day of my life, my doctor has prescribed extra-strength Vicodin. (I want to have a life, which means I have to push myself as hard as I can, and that hurts even worse.) I'm definitely psychologically dependent on the Vicodin. I may be physically addicted. I watch the show "House" and cry because I identify with him so much.

3. I *do* have an addictive personality. I've been aware of that all my life. For the most part, I get addicted to stupid, harmless things. I was addicted to online chat rooms, until one day I wasn't. I was addicted to an online gaming site called Neopets, until I got busy doing something else. I am and always will be addicted to writing. If I don't write, I get horrific nightmares. I think I'm lucky that I hate computer games so much or I'd never get anything done. (I can relate, though, Dravyk, because I've watched my youngest sit bleary eyed for hours muttering "I'm almost on the last level!")

4. Bit of an intimacy overshare here, but I'm addicted to talking to my husband. I actually get physically ill if I don't babble at him about something. Luckily and happily, he has the same condition.

5. I'm addicted to buying books. Another silly harmless thing, until my husband snaps someday and takes the credit cards away.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Seriously though, you forgot you surely must have had the Bad Boy Factor going on as well. Women love that. (I hear.)

Young women may like that.

Older women are annoyed by it.

[Nickatilynx]

1.) Yeah its a bitch

2.)(a) You have a thing for limeys
(b) Never got into the painkillers.All codeines made me sick

3.)(a) My daughters love neopets
(b) You are a looney.

4.) awwwww

5.) Me too!!!

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

A rhetorical question, no doubt.

Seriously though, you forgot you surely must have had the Bad Boy Factor going on as well. Women love that. (I hear.)

Again, the under 35 set does As we chicks get older, we get smarter (or so we like to tell ourselves....) and after being burned by a few bad boys we learn our lesson

For me: Funny, smart and self sufficient. Pretty much in that order and everything else is gravy Oh, and unmarried, so don't start ICQing me, Nick

[Nickatilynx]

3 out of 4 ain't bad...

;-)))

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

3 out of 4 ain't bad...

;-)))

It's excellent

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

1.) Yeah its a bitch

2.)(a) You have a thing for limeys
(b) Never got into the painkillers.All codeines made me sick

3.)(a) My daughters love neopets
(b) You are a looney.

4.) awwwww

5.) Me too!!!

1. It's a big bitch; it's one of the most addictive drugs in the world; a lot of experts think it's more addictive than cocaine; three separate people cut out the article in the paper that said people with a biochemical depression are even more addicted to nicotine than other people. (I don't know what the *fuck* that was supposed to accomplish other than making me feel even more doomed.)

2. (a) This is true.
(b) I don't take the things to get high. I take them to live. Chronic pain has a tendency to make people desire to exit the planet via their own hand.

3. (a) Please ask your daughters to check out the "lilacmemories" account. They can admire my Kaus and their house. I spent a *fortune* in Neopoints on that thing and it's not even finished yet.
(b) This is not news.

4. When I look back on my life I see a lot of mistakes. I did one great, big, important thing right. It's enough.

5. I think Oprano needs a book club.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

5. I think Oprano needs a book club.

Sign me up!!!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Peaches

Sign me up!!!

Consider yourself signed up, Peaches!

We'll kick some ideas around soon. (I love the "insanely happy" smilie!)

[aeon]

This is just one more glaring example of why women shouldn't be allowed to vote...this thread was cool - people were sharing their fun times/ideas of a fun time and you grandma's come running in and turn it into a fuckin' oprah thread.

[Trev]

I like to have a beer, but gone are the days of getting steamed like I used to...

I've "partied" and I loved it – I loved it for many years, but my life has changed and I've moved on because of priorities.

I'm an admitted compulsive gambler, yet I still dabble (I get pocket money for it) but I also have a few other traits I can't seem to shake.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by aeon

This is just one more glaring example of why women shouldn't be allowed to vote...this thread was cool - people were sharing their fun times/ideas of a fun time and you grandma's come running in and turn it into a fuckin' oprah thread.

And yes , Dravyk , he means you...

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by aeon

This is just one more glaring example of why women shouldn't be allowed to vote...this thread was cool - people were sharing their fun times/ideas of a fun time and you grandma's come running in and turn it into a fuckin' oprah thread.

Go fuck yourself, aeon.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by aeon

This is just one more glaring example of why women shouldn't be allowed to vote...this thread was cool - people were sharing their fun times/ideas of a fun time and you grandma's come running in and turn it into a fuckin' oprah thread.

Hey now, I admitted I'd become addicted to cocaine if given half the chance

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

And yes , Dravyk , he means you...

Oh sure! Go to one tupperware party (by mistake yet) and you're branded for life!

[Nickatilynx]

Question: What does Morgan's pussy smell like
Answer: Depends.

















/running like fuck and closing icq... LOL

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Question: What does Morgan's pussy smell like
Answer: Depends.


/running like fuck and closing icq... LOL

You're a cowardly fuck but you're clever as hell!