Wacky weapons in London

Bhelliom · 08-16-2005

LONDON (AP) - Gooey toffee guns, high-powered water pistols and sniffer foxes? Not all of Britain's proposed weapons have made it past the drawing board.

Following the London terror bombings last month, Britain's government said Monday that its scientific development branch was designing a highly sensitive scanner to detect explosives, better body armour for police and more sophisticated surveillance equipment. But records show the Home Office's team of 200 scientists has looked at far more off-the-wall ideas to fight terror over the past 25 years.

The branch once worked on a special gun that blasted a toffee-like foam at a suspect. Although it was effective in immobilizing suspects, the project was abandoned when researchers found the sticky goo blocked people's airways.

A supercharged water gun, complete with a strap-on water tank, was also among the list of failed inventions. The portable water cannon did not make it past trial stage because the pressurized stream of water knocked users off their feet.

Another idea was a cannon that fired tennis balls at high speed - notably less lethal than a gun, but lacking in accuracy.

The development branch also tried to tap the talents of Britain's wildlife. After two foxes were seen digging up a corpse on a golf course in northern England, scientists tried to harness the creature's superb sense of smell by training foxes to become sniffer dogs.

The idea was shelved when the foxes kept biting their handlers and eventually chewed through their enclosures and escaped.

"New technologies are constantly assessed and this may include evaluation of innovations from scientists, inventors and commercial companies against clear policing operational requirements," the Home Office said in a statement.

Charles Shoebridge, a security analyst and former counterterrorism intelligence officer with London's Metropolitan Police, said research is also under way on closed-circuit camera systems that automatically recognize a suspect's face or trigger an alarm if a package was left unattended.

I like toffee

MorganGrayson · 08-16-2005

I like toffee, as well, but I think I'd prefer to be sprayed with chocolate.

Bhelliom · 08-16-2005

hmmm I'd love to cover you in chocolate and ummm wait... is your husband around? :P

WickedTemptress · 08-16-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I like toffee, as well, but I think I'd prefer to be sprayed with chocolate.

Mmmm, now THAT sounds like a plan!!!

Interesting article Bhelliom, thanks for posting it

Bhelliom · 08-16-2005

I'm the official slacker around here... Gotta fill my work day with something :P

MorganGrayson · 08-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Bhelliom

hmmm I'd love to cover you in chocolate and ummm wait... is your husband around? :P

Nope.

(He's also not that crazy about chocolate.)

I'll cover *you* in chocolate, too! Or...part of you, anyway.

WickedTemptress · 08-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Bhelliom

I'm the official slacker around here... Gotta fill my work day with something :P

Ahhh, well, it sounds like Morgan's going to fill your work day with "something" alright LOL

WickedTemptress · 08-16-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Nope.

(He's also not that crazy about chocolate.)

I'll cover *you* in chocolate, too! Or...part of you, anyway.

Honey, I just have to tell you... You sure sound like my kind of girl because that is definitely my kind of chocolate!

Bhelliom · 08-16-2005

I've only ever had one girl do that to me and it was years ago... Had a great time though... so I'm up for it :P

08-16-2005	#1
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Wacky weapons in London LONDON (AP) - Gooey toffee guns, high-powered water pistols and sniffer foxes? Not all of Britain's proposed weapons have made it past the drawing board. Following the London terror bombings last month, Britain's government said Monday that its scientific development branch was designing a highly sensitive scanner to detect explosives, better body armour for police and more sophisticated surveillance equipment. But records show the Home Office's team of 200 scientists has looked at far more off-the-wall ideas to fight terror over the past 25 years. The branch once worked on a special gun that blasted a toffee-like foam at a suspect. Although it was effective in immobilizing suspects, the project was abandoned when researchers found the sticky goo blocked people's airways. A supercharged water gun, complete with a strap-on water tank, was also among the list of failed inventions. The portable water cannon did not make it past trial stage because the pressurized stream of water knocked users off their feet. Another idea was a cannon that fired tennis balls at high speed - notably less lethal than a gun, but lacking in accuracy. The development branch also tried to tap the talents of Britain's wildlife. After two foxes were seen digging up a corpse on a golf course in northern England, scientists tried to harness the creature's superb sense of smell by training foxes to become sniffer dogs. The idea was shelved when the foxes kept biting their handlers and eventually chewed through their enclosures and escaped. "New technologies are constantly assessed and this may include evaluation of innovations from scientists, inventors and commercial companies against clear policing operational requirements," the Home Office said in a statement. Charles Shoebridge, a security analyst and former counterterrorism intelligence officer with London's Metropolitan Police, said research is also under way on closed-circuit camera systems that automatically recognize a suspect's face or trigger an alarm if a package was left unattended. I like toffee __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Wacky weapons in London I like toffee, as well, but I think I'd prefer to be sprayed with chocolate.

08-16-2005	#3
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Wacky weapons in London hmmm I'd love to cover you in chocolate and ummm wait... is your husband around? :P __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

08-16-2005	#5
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Wacky weapons in London I'm the official slacker around here... Gotta fill my work day with something :P __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

08-16-2005	#9
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Wacky weapons in London I've only ever had one girl do that to me and it was years ago... Had a great time though... so I'm up for it :P __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?