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> A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was
> failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed > everybody it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last > resort he went to a Rabbi and poured out his story of tears and woe. > When he had finished, the Rabbi said, "Here's what I want you to do: > Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive down to the > beach. > Take the beach chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in > the beach chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible; the > wind will rifle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to > rest on a page. > Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be > your answer, that will tell you what to do." > A year later the businessman went back to the Rabbi and brought his > wife and children with him. The man was in a new custom-tailored suit, > his wife in a mink coat, the children shining. The businessman pulled > an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket, gave it to the Rabbi > as a donation in thanks for his advice. > The Rabbi recognized the benefactor, and was curious. "You did as I > suggested?" he asked. > "Absolutely," replied the businessman. > "You went to the beach?" > "Absolutely." > "You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?" > "Absolutely." > "You let the pages rifle until they stopped?" > "Absolutely." > "And what were the first words you saw?" > "Chapter 11."
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he he h eh
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Thats excellent! hahaha.. I didn't see it coming.
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Oi vey , I'm thinking I may be Jewish ;-))))
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A good bedtime laugh Serge
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Haha i was expecting a more 'adult' orientated punchline lol
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"Chapter 11" IS "adult orineted punchline nowadays, unfortunatelly ;-))))
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todd, where the hell have you been, Mr MIA?
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