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Old 05-16-2004   #1
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take a deep breath, then yell as loud as she could when she was preparing to strike!!!


she said I was an idiot? anybody know why? or how to make her understand that a truely good attack must first start from the breath?
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Ask Buff he is a master of Haiku!
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Buff, did I spell high ku correctly?
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Haiku = Japanese poetry.
Kiai = Technique used to expel the air from your lungs so you don't have the wind knocked out of you. Apparently, you can also hit harder when you perform the Kiai. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a shout. The idea is to release the air from your lungs as quickly as possible. The louder the better, but not a shout.

Of course, i know you already knew that a haiku wasn't a kiai. Just correcting about the shouting.

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Haiku = Japanese poetry.
Kiai = Technique used to expel the air from your lungs so you don't have the wind knocked out of you. Apparently, you can also hit harder when you perform the Kiai. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a shout. The idea is to release the air from your lungs as quickly as possible. The louder the better, but not a shout.

Of course, i know you already knew that a haiku wasn't a kiai. Just correcting about the shouting.

yep, I knew, I was just trying to make a funny....

Thanks for the clarification for those who figured I was just a bonehead though....
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a haiku is a poem that is composed of three lines

1st - 5 syllables
2nd- 7 syllables
3rd - 5 syllables
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OK so who knows what an atchoo is?
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i dont know anything about it.... but when i was in high school we've studied Haiku stuff
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