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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Apr 7 2004, 11:35 AM
we have to....we are the responcible ones, looking after the interests of Human Civilkization
;-)))
Serge I think you are right. Women can only have a limited amount of children, where as men can father infinant amount of children. It is simple biology.
Of course women, especially attractive ones CAN be picky....
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Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 7 2004, 02:43 PM Serge I think you are right. Women can only have a limited amount of children, where as men can father infinant amount of children. It is simple biology.
Of course women, especially attractive ones CAN be picky....
..and those who are NOT attractive, can be sure that no picky men would hit 'em
;-)))
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Apr 7 2004, 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Apr 7 2004, 02:56 PM anybody have any idea?
Because we can be
You know the old saying:
A man asks 100 women for sex and one say yes.
A woman asks 100 men for sex and one says no.
And no matter how fat, ugly, stupid, or personality impaired a woman is, she will ALWAYS find a man to have sex with her. Don't ask me how I know this is true.
I don´t think women give men enough credit, because of us, women can always score - no matter how they look or how their personality is.
I mean with most women, a man is either a "possible fuck" or a "no way in hell will I ever touch him", while most men have several (endless?) categories for women:
She is a Goddess... I will declare war with any man or nation standing between me and her.
too...
She is beautiful... this is maybe my only chance to ever improve my genepool.
and it continues too...
She is average... but she might make me a happy man.
and still we men can create more categories as we see fit...
She is not attractive... however if you look at her from her left side, then she is alright.
But it doesn´t stop there...
She is ugly... its ok - atleast I can always brag about it to my friends.
And if we should ever meet the most ugly woman alive with the worst personality in the world...
She is extremly ugly... however its 3am, I´m dead drunk, all my friends have gone home - who will ever know?
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Ok since we've been grooming pushpills/Grogan/Steve here lately .....
..... here's the book about women according to Vick (short version)
Treat HM girls like LM girls
Treat LM girls like HM girls
Also known as treat a whore like a lady and treat a lady like a whore
Never have a long term relationship with an HM girl, too much work
If you can turn down sex it puts a new dynamic on a relationship, most women have never been turned down for sex, it works on their mind and ego
Then turn down sex again ...... but tactfully and for the right reasons
P.M.S. rule - 3 days before menstruation show up with a box of Godiva chocolates (or other appropriate gift), give said gift and LEAVE,
the leave part is very important, if the woman suffers from PMS (which means you suffer from PMS as well) she may think she's fat, bloated or retaining water and can't enjoy the gift while you are there
This is a good 3 hours for you to have a drink, go to a ball game or whatever which allows the woman to enjoy the gift guilt free
When you return, you're in good and you got a free afternoon
Always open doors, especially in front of her friends
Always be well mannered, especially in front of her friends
Realize you can never give her what another woman can - emotionally, physically or sexually - don't try and don't try to fight it - a woman appreciates the differences
Help or try to teach her to appreciate football, beer and buffalo wings - preferably at the same time - she'll know it's not the same as with the guys
There's more but this is this is the starter version
Oh shit, I just thought what the hell do I know - I'm happily divorced he he he
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vick there are some awsome suggestions in there for anyone who reads them
I already use most of them, the first three in particular.
I don't get to have sex with cute girls because I'm handsome you know.
The refuse sex is a great one as well, hard to do but it is SOOOOO worth it.
The first time I refused sex with my former girlfriend I was nice about it , like I'm a little tired and i've got some work to do so i'll pass. After the next time we had sex was the same time she started doing my laundry and cleaning my appartment. Saying no to sex is a GOLD MINE.
edit: giving candy to your girl is a bad idea. she should know not to eat junkfood, 98 pounds is the fattest my ex ever got with me.
great post vick, many people here should print it out and tack it somewhere.
Originally posted by Vick@Apr 8 2004, 08:37 PM Ok since we've been grooming pushpills/Grogan/Steve here lately .....
..... here's the book about women according to Vick (short version)
Treat HM girls like LM girls
Treat LM girls like HM girls
Also known as treat a whore like a lady and treat a lady like a whore
Never have a long term relationship with an HM girl, too much work
If you can turn down sex it puts a new dynamic on a relationship, most women have never been turned down for sex, it works on their mind and ego
Then turn down sex again ...... but tactfully and for the right reasons
P.M.S. rule - 3 days before menstruation show up with a box of Godiva chocolates (or other appropriate gift), give said gift and LEAVE,
the leave part is very important, if the woman suffers from PMS (which means you suffer from PMS as well) she may think she's fat, bloated or retaining water and can't enjoy the gift while you are there
This is a good 3 hours for you to have a drink, go to a ball game or whatever which allows the woman to enjoy the gift guilt free
When you return, you're in good and you got a free afternoon
Always open doors, especially in front of her friends
Always be well mannered, especially in front of her friends
Realize you can never give her what another woman can - emotionally, physically or sexually - don't try and don't try to fight it - a woman appreciates the differences
Help or try to teach her to appreciate football, beer and buffalo wings - preferably at the same time - she'll know it's not the same as with the guys
There's more but this is this is the starter version
Oh shit, I just thought what the hell do I know - I'm happily divorced he he he
OK, guys - print it, study it, learn it, practice it.
Except for the sex hold out thing. Game playing isn't right on either side. If a guy turned me down once, I'd consider getting rid of him. Twice would be a definite "See ya!". <_<
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Apr 7 2004, 11:23 AM
I beleive men have lots of sperms, women only have one egg,
they have no choice but to be chosy
;-)))
haha, good one, Serge, that's great.
and The Enforcerer: I don't buy "men are pigs." They are awesome.
I admire and respect them.
Last edited by YourSexySecrets at Apr 9 2004, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Vick@Apr 9 2004, 02:30 PM Edit - Peaches it's not really a turn down, more of a it might not be the right place or time kind of thing
Example- You might be very attracted physically on a first date but just not the right time ...
So more of a "not making the move" than an actual "No, I know you're asking for sex, but it's not going to happen" type thing?
Just need to make sure I know what to expect when you turn me down twice. :P
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