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Old 11-14-2003   #1
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this is lovely, a new home, please tell me this is actually happening,
i love ars
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ok, they obviously didn't sell, but this is a hell of a campaign, you have to admit, holy shit. thats gotta cost a hefty amount..
oprano and gfy for a weekend??? dammnnnnnnnnn
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god, i'm sorry, i keep thinking of things once i leave the post...
if you think about it, this could be for real....
ars has serge post a shitload on gfy about selling oprano, and once the hype is at its highest, gfy shuts down for a while...
you know how many people that never used to use oprano are now signing up for oprano, cuz they want to talk about this, and can't access gfy.
this is the greatest marketing ploy ever...
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amazing,
and i have to say, the people on this board are definitely easier going than gfy
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regular sex or masturbation can alleviate these symptoms.
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And not ANS?
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It's because we do not suffer from cerebral spermititis. Check the threads on average age of participants here versus GFY.

Ya see, when you're their age, your body is producing the baby batter quicker than you can possibly get rid of it. So it backs up, all the way up the spinal column until it starts putting pressure on the cerebral cortex. And thus it makes you act like a total dumbass.

The condition usually starts to subside around age 25, and you fully heal sometime in your 30's.
I had never heard it splained so scientifically afore.....

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*in best Forest Gump voice...*

ARS and Oprano go together like Peas and Carrots...
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Ya see, when you're their age, your body is producing the baby batter quicker than you can possibly get rid of it. So it backs up, all the way up the spinal column until it starts putting pressure on the cerebral cortex. And thus it makes you act like a total dumbass.

The condition usually starts to subside around age 25, and you fully heal sometime in your 30's.
Wow. I knew there was an actual reason for the 20 year old in the basement, and now I know - thank you!
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just ONE week?
I thought you squuezed 2 out of us
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I dreamed that when I woke up this morning, *every* board was coated in orange and green with saucers everywhere, couldn't get away from it! GreenGuy&Jim had this huge saucer in the center right next to their new logo and Jim was complaining that he couldn't get it to line up right, like when he first put the new GG&J logo in a few weeks ago.

And then the dream switched and I was in the airport waiting to get on a plane for Internext and there were huge freaking ADS advertisements everywhere, all the airport staff were wearing white polo shirts trimmed in orange and green with saucers on the pockets... big orange and green streamers hanging from the ceiling going all the way down the terminals...

I still haven't figured out if it was a nightmare or not :P
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