DUC: My Therapist Rejected Me!

deepundercover · 05-15-2003

She threw me out of her office. She said I was wasting my time and money... She said I could come back if I had a problem I felt I couldn't handle...

Do you guys have any specific suggestions on my problems I should consult with her about? She's really hot looking, in that dark smart way.

Winetalk.com · 05-15-2003

DUC,
ask her to treat you from impotence.

Mike AI · 05-15-2003

Luke, I thought you had a new home?

You could have come up with a new name too... since it was our idea...

Winetalk.com · 05-15-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@May 15 2003, 06:08 PM
Luke, I thought you had a new home?

You could have come up with a new name too... since it was our idea...

MikeAI,
if I recall correctly,
DUC agreed to pay 5% of his income as a royalty for the name we created.

when do you want start collection process?

slavdogg · 05-15-2003

convince her that She has a problem and that only you can help her.

JR · 05-16-2003

Luke, I will be happy treat you 3 times a week. Please let me know.
I promise never to tell you that you are wasting your time and money on me.

I am thinking that I can also offer you for escort work, so we may be able to kill two birds with one stone.

Trev · 05-16-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@May 16 2003, 05:45 AM
so we may be able to kill

Now your talking

Opti · 05-16-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg@May 16 2003, 09:35 AM
convince her that She has a problem and that only you can help her.

She already knows she has a problem.. and that only Luke can help fix it!

By getting the fuck out of her office

Are these DUC threads "deep" or is this someone else about to go

postal maybe?

XXXPhoto · 05-16-2003

Luke,

Explain to her that you discovered your name is an anagram for "Dork Fuel" and now have self esteem issues...

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deepundercover Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 107	She threw me out of her office. She said I was wasting my time and money... She said I could come back if I had a problem I felt I couldn't handle... Do you guys have any specific suggestions on my problems I should consult with her about? She's really hot looking, in that dark smart way.