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Old 03-14-2003   #1
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I don't like Freecom Fries and Freedom Toast, because I have better ideas:

French Toast should be Surrender Toast.

French Fries should be White Flag Fries.

French Bread should be Collaboration Bread.

Vichy Carrots should remain Vichy Carrots, to remind us all of the perfidity of the Frogs.

French Kissing should be referred to as Tongue Kissing (I can't think of anything better... got any ideas?).

Why not just call it the "Maginot Quarter" instead of the "French Quarter"?
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Old 03-16-2003   #2
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I had a freedom manicure today

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Old 03-16-2003   #3
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RRRed your still alive???

Long time no talk - hope things are going well for you!
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Old 03-17-2003   #4
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French fries didn't originate in France, anyhow...
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Originally posted by Buff@Mar 14 2003, 05:28 PM
French Kissing should be referred to as Tongue Kissing (I can't think of anything better... got any ideas?).
Face eating... Mouth investigating... better than kissing with just your lips kissing... erm... nope I'm not getting anything better than you sorry
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Tonsil Tickling, how bout that?
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Tonsil Tickling, how bout that?
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Old 03-17-2003   #8
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i dont think its so bad.

it certainly has a better ring to it than "fuck you, you perpetually surrendering mother fuckers fries"
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Hey Mike yep I'm alive... How's everything going? New projects?

JR ewww your avatar.... wtf is that?
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RRRed, things are going well.... In Tampa until Wednesday....

New Project is going well, and forward - just slower then I want... I tend to be impatient....
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Go to http://www.google.com/

Enter "French military victories" and click "I'm feeling lucky"

Someone has a sense of humor.
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