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Old 01-30-2003   #1
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According to this article more people think Albert Einstein should be cloned than Jesus.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_74432...nu=news.surveys

We know Bush wouldn't be happy but who, other than your family members, would you clone if you had the chance?
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Old 01-30-2003   #2
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If I could clone myself I'd be a millionaire.

But who would I clone?

Hmm that's a tough question. Princess Diana.

AND Pamela Anderson- then ship one to me. I don't if it's real or the clone.
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Old 01-30-2003   #3
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Jango Fett?
Michael Keaton?
Marty Feldman?
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I pick Jesus. MAYBE we'd have a ballpark idea of what he looked like and could update those pictures of him where he looks like a Renaissance Italian.
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Jango Fett?
Michael Keaton?
Marty Feldman?
Too funny.
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Old 01-30-2003   #6
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Jesus most likely had really bad teeth and a big nose.
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Wow...what choices! I dunno - cloning is still too hard for me to wrap my mind around. Say you clone one of these geniuses, prophets or famous folks - what will you get? Will they have the same mind? Identical twins don't - and they say twins are probably more genetically alike than clones.

Would hate to see a stupid Einstein or a satan-worshipping Jesus running around because some scientists wanted to play God with our history. lol

If you could clone them to be EXACT copies - like the same age and everything - I would just clone myself and make my clone do all the housework and drive the kids to ball practice, etc. lol Can't get all those practical uses out of a baby clone - that takes too much time. I'm still waiting for my kids to do that stuff. I don't need any more diapers to change!
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Why clone someone? Just hop in your time machine, go back to a time when that person existed and abduct them. That way you get the real deal and not some cheap copy.

Word of caution - If you abduct yourself - DO NOT TOUCH YOURSELF! Bad things happen!
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I would clone everyone that I love so that I'd never miss them. And yes, that would include the dogs
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I would clone Michael Jackson just to prove to people that he was once black, bring him up better, and see what he would look like as an adult without all that plastic surgery....

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and see what he would look like as an adult without all that plastic surgery....

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I'd clone Marilyn Monroe ,she can't have been frigid!!!!

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I would clone Michael Jackson just to prove to people that he was once black
Alex, you slay me lololol.

I would clone Nick and make sure that the new version opened a joint bank account with me :P
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Shit, their not twins.
I would still clone the Hilton Sisters.





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ummmmm..... MYSELF! Either that, or somehow expand the 24 hours in a day to about 36!
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To be a total cock, I would clone David Hasslehoff, so the world would be subjected to even more bland action dramas and overacting...

but the other side of me would clone Fairuza Balk...but hopefully the clone would have a regression and not be so bright (hey, I'd want her to stay with me and not say anything to my wife)
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Germans love David Hasslehoff.
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Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Jan 30 2003, 04:34 PM
Germans love David Hasslehoff.
Holy Crap! My plan will be even more devious than I thought......

now I'm humming the "eeeviiiil, in league with satan, eviiiiiiiil" line from "In League With Satan". Damn I love that song, best Venom song of all-time...veryn close to "Welcome To Hell" and "1000 Days In Sodom" anyways.......LadyLaw, after bringing Dan Spitz back to the music scene, you should see about bringing back Mantas, Abaddon and Cronos, the forefathes of black/death/speed metal ;)))))))
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Originally posted by kath@Jan 30 2003, 12:51 PM
Would hate to see a stupid Einstein or a satan-worshipping Jesus running around because some scientists wanted to play God with our history. lol
That's exactly what I would HOPE for.
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