Indignant Stares

[gonzo]

So I went out to the Penguin place again last night with one of the big tall Nordic blondes that works here. And as luck would have it we ran into one of her childhood friends from here in the Ctown.

So as the Crazy White Devil Woman hung out with her pals...here I was left in the lurch with the drunk waif nosy chick who wanted to know what kind of work we did.

Normally I just tell people straight up - because I dont care but the CWDW
has only been here a month so I just told the drunk that I was in marketing.

Apparently here in Charlotte that aint good enough as she wanted to know all about the company which I told her we marketed some "interesting stuff".

After a game of 20 questions she finally says... "it aint porn is it?"

And here comes the indignant stare.

Seems the waifs ex husband has entered our esteemed business as a suitcase pimp relocated in LA. The ex also beat her , apparently made her get this horrible shoulder tattoo which was 1/3 of the way into being removed, and he also was dealer of fine pharmecuticals... X and coke.

Further more the waif had got away from the suitcase pimp becasue he wanted her to take beatdowns and go to work in this business. So she got away from him and now is a teacher for autistic children...teaching them art.

I thought this woman was just drunk but apparently she was tweeking. She did this strange shoulder shimmy instead of grinding her teeth and constantly was pulling at a clump of hair.

So after a brief political discussion [yall know I hate politics] I got to hear more about the ex husband. He apparently was quite a prize who went from one grift to another and eventually beat her ass for fun.

She couldnt understand it. After all she was a reformed lesbian woman who had turned to bisexuality and gave the NY boy anything he wanted. But he just wanted to beat her ass and make her star in porn movies.

Its at this point that Im pretty sure that I need to go check on my new iMac when she tells us she is in the bar looking for her current beau. See shes a teacher oin spring break and well... they had been fighting lately as he was neglecting her a lot.

It seems they were hooking up with the neighbors for fun to kick things up a notch. The lady next door had jumped her a few weeks ago and they both got in touch with the girl on girl roots. This apparently put the boyfriend into MIA status.

Before she got distracted she made it perfectly clear that when we were ready to go home she was more than happy to tag along to "do us both".

Thank god Kelly Kelly's stalker dude from last week distracted her long enough to get her to go to the bar.

So it just goes to show you that sometimes when you get an indignant stare when you explain what you do for work... it might not be at all what it seems.