Modern Philosophy

Almighty Colin · 01-10-2005

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating.. .and you finish off as an orgasm.

- george carlin

Nickatilynx · 01-10-2005

In that way though...think man!!!

Santa would be a total bastard.Every year he steals toys from kids.

Taking a shit would be traumatising.

(answers courtesy "Red Dwarf")

Almighty Colin · 01-10-2005

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2005, 11:39 AM
In that way though...think man!!!

Santa would be a total bastard.Every year he steals toys from kids.

Taking a shit would be traumatising.

(answers courtesy "Red Dwarf")

It's good to be Santa.

sarettah · 01-10-2005

(as Cartman lies on the proctocologist's table, the alien anal probe emerges from his ass and opens up)

Cartman: OHHHHH JESUUUS OWWWWW OHHHHH

Stan: Cartman, are you OK ?

Cartman: You know that feeling when you take a really big dump?....sweeetttttt

(At this point the anal probe folds up and tucks itself back in Cartman's ass)

Cartman: OHHHHH JESUUUS OWWWWW OHHHHH

Stan: Cartman, are you OK ?

Cartman: You know that feeling when the dump goes back in? OF COURSE I'M NOT OK!!!

edited to get the fucking quotes right....

TheEnforcer · 01-10-2005

LOL

Good stuff...

Here I thought because Colin started the thread it was gonna be a serious conversation on how modern philosophy (20th century) compares with classic philosophy!! :P

Opti · 01-10-2005

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jan 11 2005, 04:46 AM
LOL

Good stuff...

Here I thought because Colin started the thread it was gonna be a serious conversation on how modern philosophy (20th century) compares with classic philosophy!! :P

And after thinking THAT.. you clicked into the thread!?

*KK* · 01-10-2005

LOL, I watched Collateral last night -- the villian (Felix) recited the Mexican Santa and Pedro story which is very similar to the Dutch version of Santa Claus.

Just thought I'd toss that in.

TheEnforcer · 01-10-2005

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duh.. that was rhetorical TE! :P

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jan 10 2005, 01:46 PM
LOL

Good stuff...

Here I thought because Colin started the thread it was gonna be a serious conversation on how modern philosophy (20th century) compares with classic philosophy!! :P

I did! Today's philosophers are comedians and musicians. Observe:

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment" - Buddha

"if you can't be with the one you love, honey Love the one you're with" -- Stephen Stills

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"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it." - Confucius

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"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

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Hahaha.. to damn funny Colin!!

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Almighty Colin Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,059	The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating.. .and you finish off as an orgasm. - george carlin __________________ Almighty Content. Your one stop for live content. Secret Friends, LATINA Secret Friends , My Cam Friends

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Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	In that way though...think man!!! Santa would be a total bastard.Every year he steals toys from kids. Taking a shit would be traumatising. (answers courtesy "Red Dwarf")

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TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	LOL Good stuff... Here I thought because Colin started the thread it was gonna be a serious conversation on how modern philosophy (20th century) compares with classic philosophy!! :P

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KK Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,581	LOL, I watched Collateral last night -- the villian (Felix) recited the Mexican Santa and Pedro story which is very similar to the Dutch version of Santa Claus. Just thought I'd toss that in.