Happy Birthday LAJ.
Ive arranged for you to have a VIP pass to Anton Furys Fetish Club where you will be the guest of honor.
I spent all weekend cleaning the piss tank so it will be nice a clean until those ladies of size from Vegas clamber up the steps to straddle the tank to give you a gift.
Ive told them to eat plenty of asparagus.
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