When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped

gonzo · 04-02-2008

What do I do when I do not want to follow suit by performing a rim job on one of the industry's Holy Men, but probably should? I *disagree*! Just to be contrary!! Because I like shooting myself in the foot like that!!!

Note to newbs: yes, you probably *should* kiss YNOT Bob's ass. Because it's, like, holy and stuff. If I had half a brain I would, too. Still? It cracks me up when girls deny that they have their noses buried between his butt cheeks. Moi? Kiss ass? Never!! It's especially cute to me since I see the same girl kissing SOME man's ass EVERY time I visit that board (which is rare, but perhaps makes it all the more noticeable that I see this EVERY TIME. Seriously though, every thread you go into with B O B posting, there are girls falling all over themselves to give him a virtual rim job. Enough already!!! Or just admit it; YES! I am kissing ass because it's the smart thing to do and/or there's NOTHING smarter than a girl acting stupid(er than a guy).

If you can't beat them, write snarky blog entries about them.

It's hard for me to describe why this trend chafes at me, but it has less to do with the specific instances where it occurs, and more to do with the overall tendency of webwhores to not engage in real discussions with Men Who are Assigned Respect in this industry, and instead to just try to get them to notice them by slobbering all over them and hoping somehow they'll get favors and traffic for exhibiting exaggerated deference to them. In theory I don't even disagree with this method and yeah, some of the guys *are* grand repositories of money, traffic and porno wisdom. But sometimes it just strikes me as grotesque, especially since there's such an obvious difference between the way the boys aspire to be ON the big mucky-mucks' levels and are more likely to engage in real dialogue with them, while the girls almost always do the bowing and scraping and submissive stupid-act. Teach me more, oh wise one! Thou FILLETH me with big lessons I am scarcely able to contain! I am content merely to kneel before you, a naked acolyte rubbing my nipples upon your knees.

Someday I'll give you a link to the thread in which I insulted Steve Lightspeed and explain why. But not today.

Reposted from http://webwhorebucks.com/blog/2008/0...eady-been.html

Guess I wasnt the only one . . .

Toby · 04-02-2008

Ya gotta love Trixie, she calls it as she see it.

DannyCox · 04-02-2008

I remember when Bob was just another Newbie

We were among the original YNOT members when that place first started. Damn, it was a real moneymaker for us all back in the day.

gonzo · 04-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I remember when Bob was just another Newbie

We were among the original YNOT members when that place first started. Damn, it was a real moneymaker for us all back in the day.

I was just explaining the other day about how Carol was the original amateur at least from my perspective on the web.

We get so many girls looking to make a massive amount of money for just slapping up some topless pictures.

"Where have all the good times gone?"

softball · 04-02-2008

I remember when Dan banned me from Amateurmasters a week after he bought it......so he could ban me....and that, friends, has been confirmed by a participant. The reason? Because I accused ynot bob of spamming (which he was) and that was when I first learned....from Dan Hogue, that Bob was an icon in the business. I was surprised at how fast and easy it was to be an icon in porn. But hey, I have been around longer than most, and I am still not an icon. Where can I send my resume?
BTW, I remember the lightspeed thread. There is no place for irreverence in this church.

softball · 04-02-2008

Oh yeah, and Tasty Trixie, who I have gone a few rounds with, is a chick to reckoned with. She is a freeking icon in this business. Have no idea who Jane B is. But I would bet she doesn't have the creativity, stamina, nor endurance to go the distance like Trixie. Does that sound like a rim job? lol

04-02-2008	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped What do I do when I do not want to follow suit by performing a rim job on one of the industry's Holy Men, but probably should? *I disagree! Just to be contrary!!* Because I like shooting myself in the foot like that!!! Note to newbs: yes, you probably should kiss YNOT Bob's ass. Because it's, like, holy and stuff. If I had half a brain I would, too. Still? It cracks me up when girls deny that they have their noses buried between his butt cheeks. Moi? Kiss ass? Never!! It's especially cute to me since I see the same girl kissing SOME man's ass EVERY time I visit that board (which is rare, but perhaps makes it all the more noticeable that I see this EVERY TIME. Seriously though, every thread you go into with B O B posting, there are girls falling all over themselves to give him a virtual rim job. Enough already!!! Or just admit it; YES! I am kissing ass because it's the smart thing to do and/or there's NOTHING smarter than a girl acting stupid(er than a guy). If you can't beat them, write snarky blog entries about them. It's hard for me to describe why this trend chafes at me, but it has less to do with the specific instances where it occurs, and more to do with the overall tendency of webwhores to not engage in real discussions with Men Who are Assigned Respect in this industry, and instead to just try to get them to notice them by slobbering all over them and hoping somehow they'll get favors and traffic for exhibiting exaggerated deference to them. In theory I don't even disagree with this method and yeah, some of the guys are grand repositories of money, traffic and porno wisdom. But sometimes it just strikes me as grotesque, especially since there's such an obvious difference between the way the boys aspire to be ON the big mucky-mucks' levels and are more likely to engage in real dialogue with them, while the girls almost always do the bowing and scraping and submissive stupid-act. Teach me more, oh wise one! Thou FILLETH me with big lessons I am scarcely able to contain! I am content merely to kneel before you, a naked acolyte rubbing my nipples upon your knees. Someday I'll give you a link to the thread in which I insulted Steve Lightspeed and explain why. But not today. Reposted from http://webwhorebucks.com/blog/2008/0...eady-been.html Guess I wasnt the only one . . . __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

04-02-2008	#2
Toby Fat Fucking Nobody Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 2,624	Re: When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped Ya gotta love Trixie, she calls it as she see it. __________________ My TGP's: Bevy Of Babes \| Bevy Of Boobs \| Babes In Boots \| Well Heeled Women \| Dressing For Sex \| Latex Vixens \| Stocking Vixens

04-02-2008	#3
DannyCox I like cheese Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal, QC, CA Posts: 1,185	Re: When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped I remember when Bob was just another Newbie We were among the original YNOT members when that place first started. Damn, it was a real moneymaker for us all back in the day. __________________ iAmateurs Network Amateur Niche Affiliate Programs

04-02-2008	#5
softball Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,165	Re: When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped I remember when Dan banned me from Amateurmasters a week after he bought it......so he could ban me....and that, friends, has been confirmed by a participant. The reason? Because I accused ynot bob of spamming (which he was) and that was when I first learned....from Dan Hogue, that Bob was an icon in the business. I was surprised at how fast and easy it was to be an icon in porn. But hey, I have been around longer than most, and I am still not an icon. Where can I send my resume? BTW, I remember the lightspeed thread. There is no place for irreverence in this church.

04-02-2008	#6
softball Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,165	Re: When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped Oh yeah, and Tasty Trixie, who I have gone a few rounds with, is a chick to reckoned with. She is a freeking icon in this business. Have no idea who Jane B is. But I would bet she doesn't have the creativity, stamina, nor endurance to go the distance like Trixie. Does that sound like a rim job? lol