Cybernet Expo: Five Reaons to Attend

[connor]

Top Five Reasons to Attend Cybernet Expo

5) All seminars and workshops are geared specifically for the adult Internet business. That means you run the dangerous but exciting risk of learning things relevant to making more money in your business. We promise not to have any seminars or workshops on how to cling to DVD sales or faking orgasms for video, and we absolutely promise not to hand out awards to the sponsors who paid us the most money while you feign interest.

4) Relive your college days and leech free food and free drinks! Thanks to HotMovies.com, you’ll get to enjoy a free gourmet lunch while talking to representatives from the Free Speech Coalition about what you would like to see your trade organization tackle in the future. But you also won’t be left dry. You’ll find plenty of opportunities to toss down a few tasty beverages on our show sponsors because, let’s face it, alcohol just tastes better when someone else pays for it.

3) The show takes place in one of the coolest cities in America. You can’t get much better than San Francisco for an adult industry convention, a city that is known for great food, great sights, and even greater debauchery. It doesn’t matter your sexual preference, your kink, your fetish, whatever… San Francisco will still take your money with a smile, and the smile won’t be fake!

2) We actually give a shit about your ROI! We made sure that you won’t have to pay $400 a night for your rooms at Cybernet Expo, with rooms starting at $169 per night. We also kept our show badge prices lower than industry norms, with Earlybird prices at just $129. We know it’s a bit “unconventional,” but we thought why not make sure attendees actually get more value than the cost of attendance!

1) Increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% from a normal weekday. Why? Because Cybernet Expo attendees are going to experience some of the best parties of the year. D-Money is working on putting together a Player’s Ball that San Francisco won’t soon forget. Cybersocket has signed on to host the opening night party on June 10th, and Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building that will be unlike anything this industry has seen before. These events, coupled with various late night hotel room gatherings and impromptu trips to local bars have been scientifically shown to increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% for men, and up to 250% for hot women.

[Disclaimer: We made up the statistics in 1, but we did have a dream where Jesus descended from the clouds and said many people would in fact get laid at Cybernet Expo this year. We can neither confirm not deny the Messiah’s comments.]

[gonzo]

So you took the limo drivers advice and you wont be wearing colored socks under your boots?

Ill be there!

Mitchell Brothers!!!!

Originally Posted by connor

Top Five Reasons to Attend Cybernet Expo

5) All seminars and workshops are geared specifically for the adult Internet business. That means you run the dangerous but exciting risk of learning things relevant to making more money in your business. We promise not to have any seminars or workshops on how to cling to DVD sales or faking orgasms for video, and we absolutely promise not to hand out awards to the sponsors who paid us the most money while you feign interest.

4) Relive your college days and leech free food and free drinks! Thanks to HotMovies.com, you’ll get to enjoy a free gourmet lunch while talking to representatives from the Free Speech Coalition about what you would like to see your trade organization tackle in the future. But you also won’t be left dry. You’ll find plenty of opportunities to toss down a few tasty beverages on our show sponsors because, let’s face it, alcohol just tastes better when someone else pays for it.

3) The show takes place in one of the coolest cities in America. You can’t get much better than San Francisco for an adult industry convention, a city that is known for great food, great sights, and even greater debauchery. It doesn’t matter your sexual preference, your kink, your fetish, whatever… San Francisco will still take your money with a smile, and the smile won’t be fake!

2) We actually give a shit about your ROI! We made sure that you won’t have to pay $400 a night for your rooms at Cybernet Expo, with rooms starting at $169 per night. We also kept our show badge prices lower than industry norms, with Earlybird prices at just $129. We know it’s a bit “unconventional,” but we thought why not make sure attendees actually get more value than the cost of attendance!

1) Increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% from a normal weekday. Why? Because Cybernet Expo attendees are going to experience some of the best parties of the year. D-Money is working on putting together a Player’s Ball that San Francisco won’t soon forget. Cybersocket has signed on to host the opening night party on June 10th, and Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building that will be unlike anything this industry has seen before. These events, coupled with various late night hotel room gatherings and impromptu trips to local bars have been scientifically shown to increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% for men, and up to 250% for hot women.

[Disclaimer: We made up the statistics in 1, but we did have a dream where Jesus descended from the clouds and said many people would in fact get laid at Cybernet Expo this year. We can neither confirm not deny the Messiah’s comments.]

[Sexyteaser]

I would love to be there and had planned on it - I just have to see if we can afford the body guards after all the stirring I did this week.

[Toby]

I bought my plane tickets last night.

[LAJ]

How about some PRE-SHOW shout outs here... Got a lot of people committed to attending and/or sponsoring this years show... I look forward to seeing you in San Francisco!... AEBN, Naked Sword, Flashcash, DatingGold, RackCo, High Def Riches, Yappo Dollars, FTV Cash, Attorney Eric Bernstein, Hotmovies, Kink.com, Cybersocket, D$, GroobyBucks, AVN, Xbiz, Klixxx, FUBAR, Adult Chamber, Free Speech Coalition, Medium Pimpin, CCBill, Netbilling, Attorney Michael Fattorosi, Cherrypimps, TheBestPorn, Oprano, Adult Insider, Gay Mainstreet, Web Overdrive, HowIgotrich, DamageX, Moniker, Teasingbucks, TrafficDude, KickAss, Wanted List, Madison Avenue... Boy, as with all shoutouts, I apologize if I left you off this list!

Hope to see you there!
https://www.cybernetexpo.com/registration.php

[connor]

Originally Posted by gonzo

So you took the limo drivers advice and you wont be wearing colored socks under your boots?

Ill be there!

Mitchell Brothers!!!!

Bwahaha.... yeah, turned out he was right after all!

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by connor

Top Five Reasons to Attend Cybernet Expo

5) All seminars and workshops are geared specifically for the adult Internet business. That means you run the dangerous but exciting risk of learning things relevant to making more money in your business. We promise not to have any seminars or workshops on how to cling to DVD sales or faking orgasms for video, and we absolutely promise not to hand out awards to the sponsors who paid us the most money while you feign interest.

4) Relive your college days and leech free food and free drinks! Thanks to HotMovies.com, you’ll get to enjoy a free gourmet lunch while talking to representatives from the Free Speech Coalition about what you would like to see your trade organization tackle in the future. But you also won’t be left dry. You’ll find plenty of opportunities to toss down a few tasty beverages on our show sponsors because, let’s face it, alcohol just tastes better when someone else pays for it.

3) The show takes place in one of the coolest cities in America. You can’t get much better than San Francisco for an adult industry convention, a city that is known for great food, great sights, and even greater debauchery. It doesn’t matter your sexual preference, your kink, your fetish, whatever… San Francisco will still take your money with a smile, and the smile won’t be fake!

2) We actually give a shit about your ROI! We made sure that you won’t have to pay $400 a night for your rooms at Cybernet Expo, with rooms starting at $169 per night. We also kept our show badge prices lower than industry norms, with Earlybird prices at just $129. We know it’s a bit “unconventional,” but we thought why not make sure attendees actually get more value than the cost of attendance!

1) Increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% from a normal weekday. Why? Because Cybernet Expo attendees are going to experience some of the best parties of the year. D-Money is working on putting together a Player’s Ball that San Francisco won’t soon forget. Cybersocket has signed on to host the opening night party on June 10th, and Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building that will be unlike anything this industry has seen before. These events, coupled with various late night hotel room gatherings and impromptu trips to local bars have been scientifically shown to increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% for men, and up to 250% for hot women.

[Disclaimer: We made up the statistics in 1, but we did have a dream where Jesus descended from the clouds and said many people would in fact get laid at Cybernet Expo this year. We can neither confirm not deny the Messiah’s comments.]

It is looking like I will see everyone in SF, if not before.

*ponders item 1* So what's the metric for chicks who are marginally-cute-in-that-freaky-brainy-girl-next-door-way? Just for curiousity's sake, you see, in the event I run across one.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

It is looking like I will see everyone in SF, if not before.

*ponders item 1* So what's the metric for chicks who are marginally-cute-in-that-freaky-brainy-girl-next-door-way? Just for curiousity's sake, you see, in the event I run across one.

This thread is useless without pictures.

[softball]

Ya know, I might actually jump in the old Volvo and head out down I5 and attend this thing. Mainly because I want to go to San Francisco and eat at the French Laundry and this might be the excuse. Any of these sponsors have the class or juice to book this place? (not a prayer) If you don't know this place....Google it. I hear it may have good pickles and dog nuts.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Ya know, I might actually jump in the old Volvo and head out down I5 and attend this thing. Mainly because I want to go to San Francisco and eat at the French Laundry and this might be the excuse. Any of these sponsors have the class or juice to book this place? (not a prayer) If you don't know this place....Google it. I hear it may have good pickles and dog nuts.

Oprano will sponsor your outing if you drive down.
I will be there and happy to introduce you to all the Naked Sword reps too that are in attendance.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Ya know, I might actually jump in the old Volvo and head out down I5 and attend this thing. Mainly because I want to go to San Francisco and eat at the French Laundry and this might be the excuse. Any of these sponsors have the class or juice to book this place? (not a prayer) If you don't know this place....Google it. I hear it may have good pickles and dog nuts.

*whimpers at the idea of a Keller extravaganza*

Oh, don't I wish my expense account were large enough...

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Ya know, I might actually jump in the old Volvo and head out down I5 and attend this thing. Mainly because I want to go to San Francisco and eat at the French Laundry and this might be the excuse. Any of these sponsors have the class or juice to book this place? (not a prayer) If you don't know this place....Google it. I hear it may have good pickles and dog nuts.

Two things re: The French Laundry.
1) Don't let them hear you say it's in San Francisco, that's slumming to those in the Napa Valley. Figure a minimum of 60 minutes to drive to Yountville from the city, IF the traffic is good.
2) Good luck getting a reservation, they're booked up solid 60 days out, which is as far in advance as they'll accept reservations.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Toby

Two things re: The French Laundry.
1) Don't let them hear you say it's in San Francisco, that's slumming to those in the Napa Valley. Figure a minimum of 60 minutes to drive to Yountville from the city, IF the traffic is good.
2) Good luck getting a reservation, they're booked up solid 60 days out, which is as far in advance as they'll accept reservations.

sixty minutes in a big city is nothing. Hell, when I lived in London that was almost central. Sixty days? Again good restaurants can be months. So that's all good. Did you enjoy your meal?
I know it got its third star which is no mean feat. I have eaten in starred restaurants in Europe and this is one of the first in North America. I hear Guy Savoy has opened a pretty nice place in Vegas that sounds like it would be worth a look. His restaurant and bistro in Paris are nice.
So the French Laundry is on my map which is more why I would go to my first ever convention. Plus I used to go to San Francisco in the sixties and it was a great place. I was there a few years ago and it had turned into a mecca for Red Skelton art, but I am willing to give it another chance. Plus there are a few people from AM days that live around there that I would love to see. Hell, we might even finally meet. I'll be the one wearing a white sports coat and a pink carnation.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by gonzo

This thread is useless without pictures.

Dollface, I am pretty sure we're all waiting on you for that, ain't we? :P

No? Well, fine - here's me, this week:

[CraigT]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Dollface, I am pretty sure we're all waiting on you for that, ain't we? :P

No? Well, fine - here's me, this week:

Love the Blue Liz,

Cybernet Expo is always fun, and choosing SF made it even more enticing.

Trouble is... in this town, will any work get done

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by CraigT

Love the Blue Liz,

Cybernet Expo is always fun, and choosing SF made it even more enticing.

Trouble is... in this town, will any work get done

Thanks, Craig! Looking forward to seeing you -- some exciting things to talk to you about

Will I get to see the vivacious Mrs. T, too?

[Robert]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Dollface, I am pretty sure we're all waiting on you for that, ain't we? :P

No? Well, fine - here's me, this week:

Oh my! Ah well, in another lifetime, perhaps.........

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Robert

Oh my! Ah well, in another lifetime, perhaps.........

I am going to say "thank you," even though I am a little confused by your comment. But Mama always told me to say thank you when I thought it was a compliment.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Dollface, I am pretty sure we're all waiting on you for that, ain't we? :P

No? Well, fine - here's me, this week:

When I grow up . . . I wanna have sex with you

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Dollface, I am pretty sure we're all waiting on you for that, ain't we? :P

You're still learning GonZo.

Here's another case where I can help you thru the learning curve.

GonZo buys and owns lots of cameras. He occasionally remembers to have them with him when they're needed. And on those occasions, he might even snap off a few pictures.

But dont expect to ever see those pictures. He'll never dump them off the camera. And if he does, he'll never get around to uploading them anywhere.

It's part of his gimmick.

Now, if you shame him hard enough to get him to actually upload them, then that sets in series a whole other set of often annoying events. But that's another lesson for another time.

[Hammer]

And if and when he does upload the pics they'll be so huge you'll have to scroll your monitor four or five times to get from the top to the bottom.