Joke : A tad long but funny

[ScreaM]

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd
grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade

too!


Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to
go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed
to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should
know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
to
the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and
a
dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot
of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions WRONG.

[Annie]

lol

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and
a
dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot
of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions WRONG.

Left out the most important question:

Are you a turtle?

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Are you a turtle?

Hmm, now what does that mean?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

Hmm, now what does that mean?

Quite simple, Are You a Turtle? Well, huh, are you?

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Quite simple, Are You a Turtle? Well, huh, are you?

Nope, am a human being (last time I checked).

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

Nope, am a human being (last time I checked).

You're right, you're not.

You really should aspire to be a turtle though. The questions asked in your joke are the questions that make up the turtle test. To be a turtle you have to answer all those questions and the last one which is, of course, Are you a turtle?