Charitable auction for a beloved webmaster

spazlabz · 03-27-2007

recently it has come to my attention that one of the webmaster who is extremely prominent on this board suffers from a rare but deadly form of gastritis that not only effects his well being but all those closest to him as well.

This non-communicable disease can have a devastating effect on everything from the wallpaper in his posh, luxurious estate to the leather interior of his gorgeous vehicle. The only known cure is for him to insert a fresh pine cone deeply into his anal cavity daily. The cone will deteriorate rapidly so a large supply is needed and in a hurry. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!

Because neither I or the beloved webmaster in question has a ready and available supply of high quality pine cones I decided to have an auction on his behalf because he is far to proud to ask for the help himself. His self esteem is so fragile at this critical moment in his life that I hesitate to even mention his nick in this thread.

So here is the auction. Whoever bids and is willing to send the most high quality pine cones to me will receive... free of charge...

a pack of delicious Trident Splash Apple with Raspberry chewing gum!!! ( http://www.tridentsplash.ca/about.cfm )

this incredibly tasty treat comes in a convenient 9 pack encased in a very attractive box (of sorts). All you need to do to receive this wonderful prize is to help out a fellow and beloved webmaster control this serious condition.

You will receive you prize upon delivery of the pine cones to me. I will contact the winning bidder by either PM, email, ICQ or phone to give the delivery address. Yes YOU can have a phone conversation with a spaz just for a box of pine cones you can probably pick up in your yard!

Happy Bidding!

spaz

(post your bid of pine cones in this thread)

Jace · 03-27-2007

I have about 30 pine trees in my backyard

time to start collecting

BruceMiller · 03-27-2007

I have about 16 pine trees on my property, it will be good to get rid of the pine cones so when I mow they don't become projectiles!

Jace · 03-27-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceMiller

I have about 16 pine trees on my property, it will be good to get rid of the pine cones so when I mow they don't become projectiles!

oh shit man, that is the most fun about pine cones, seeing where they will end up when I roll over them with the mower...LOL

my cats run for cover when they hear that mower start up though, fun times!

spazlabz · 03-27-2007

this is great!
remember please
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!
we need bids, numbers
I AM serious.. you can win the tasty treat offered above sent directly to your door guaranteed and insured as well as the much prized phone conversation with spaz!

spaz

spazlabz · 03-27-2007

Oh and as an added bonus, because this person is so important to me, I will package a tube of high quality KY Jelly to send along with your generous gift of pine cone treatments!

spaz

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spazlabz Payserve SUX Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,988	Charitable auction for a beloved webmaster recently it has come to my attention that one of the webmaster who is extremely prominent on this board suffers from a rare but deadly form of gastritis that not only effects his well being but all those closest to him as well. This non-communicable disease can have a devastating effect on everything from the wallpaper in his posh, luxurious estate to the leather interior of his gorgeous vehicle. The only known cure is for him to insert a fresh pine cone deeply into his anal cavity daily. The cone will deteriorate rapidly so a large supply is needed and in a hurry. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!! Because neither I or the beloved webmaster in question has a ready and available supply of high quality pine cones I decided to have an auction on his behalf because he is far to proud to ask for the help himself. His self esteem is so fragile at this critical moment in his life that I hesitate to even mention his nick in this thread. So here is the auction. Whoever bids and is willing to send the most high quality pine cones to me will receive... free of charge... a pack of delicious Trident Splash Apple with Raspberry chewing gum!!! ( http://www.tridentsplash.ca/about.cfm ) this incredibly tasty treat comes in a convenient 9 pack encased in a very attractive box (of sorts). All you need to do to receive this wonderful prize is to help out a fellow and beloved webmaster control this serious condition. You will receive you prize upon delivery of the pine cones to me. I will contact the winning bidder by either PM, email, ICQ or phone to give the delivery address. Yes YOU can have a phone conversation with a spaz just for a box of pine cones you can probably pick up in your yard! Happy Bidding! spaz (post your bid of pine cones in this thread) __________________ Kenny's Pennies awesome fetish content that actually sells! Last edited by spazlabz; 03-27-2007 at 10:23 AM.

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Jace .... $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,392 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Charitable auction for a beloved webmaster I have about 30 pine trees in my backyard time to start collecting

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BruceMiller Holding Catsup Head's Beer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Kansas with Toto Posts: 47	Re: Charitable auction for a beloved webmaster I have about 16 pine trees on my property, it will be good to get rid of the pine cones so when I mow they don't become projectiles! __________________ Anna Miller's Website 4Real Cash

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spazlabz Payserve SUX Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,988	Re: Charitable auction for a beloved webmaster this is great! remember please *THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!* we need bids, numbers I AM serious.. you can win the tasty treat offered above sent directly to your door guaranteed and insured as well as the much prized phone conversation with spaz! spaz __________________ Kenny's Pennies awesome fetish content that actually sells!

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spazlabz Payserve SUX Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,988	Re: Charitable auction for a beloved webmaster Oh and as an added bonus, because this person is so important to me, I will package a tube of high quality KY Jelly to send along with your generous gift of pine cone treatments! spaz __________________ Kenny's Pennies awesome fetish content that actually sells!