Mathew Perry Turns to Porn

gonzo · 09-17-2006

In the fine tradition of lonely men with DVDs and door locks, former Friends star Matthew Perry turns to pornos in times of need.

Perry appeared on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Wednesday and admitted to watching a Friends-influenced porn whenever he misses his old chums from the hit TV series.

"I certainly miss the people. There's a Friends porno out there that I watch if I'm ever missing the old gang,” Perry quipped. “It’s called Fiends. They've hired a bunch of actors that kind of resemble everybody in the cast."
Perry joked that while he enjoys watching the Friends look-a-like’s frolic around, he’s annoyed that his own character, Chandler Bing, can’t get any satisfaction.

"All of the characters are sleeping with each other except for the guy who is playing Chandler, who throughout the entire film, just sits in the corner wearing a sweater vest and masturbating."

CDSmith · 09-17-2006

Say, who's marketing this "fiends" and.... do they have an affiliate proggy?

carol.prime · 09-18-2006

I had a copy of a xxx flick that stars a Mathew Perry look-a-like. I'm not sure if this Chandler Bing is the same guy that stars on that film. He surely bangs well, not to mention that he's more handsome than Mathew

09-17-2006	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Mathew Perry Turns to Porn In the fine tradition of lonely men with DVDs and door locks, former Friends star Matthew Perry turns to pornos in times of need. Perry appeared on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Wednesday and admitted to watching a Friends-influenced porn whenever he misses his old chums from the hit TV series. "I certainly miss the people. There's a Friends porno out there that I watch if I'm ever missing the old gang,” Perry quipped. “It’s called Fiends. They've hired a bunch of actors that kind of resemble everybody in the cast." Perry joked that while he enjoys watching the Friends look-a-like’s frolic around, he’s annoyed that his own character, Chandler Bing, can’t get any satisfaction. "All of the characters are sleeping with each other except for the guy who is playing Chandler, who throughout the entire film, just sits in the corner wearing a sweater vest and masturbating." __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

09-17-2006	#2
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09-18-2006	#3
carol.prime SigWhore Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 75	Re: Mathew Perry Turns to Porn I had a copy of a xxx flick that stars a Mathew Perry look-a-like. I'm not sure if this Chandler Bing is the same guy that stars on that film. He surely bangs well, not to mention that he's more handsome than Mathew