One for the ladies ;)

Newton · 10-30-2005

NSFW Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It's Monday, you're at work, you're bored, you're thinking "how could I possibly spice up this trawl of the 2,000 weekend emails in my inbox?" when it occurs to you that if someone were to invent an SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator then your partner could bring you to an earth-shattering climax simply by texting a few sweet words of lurv, leaving you totally satisfied as a woman and fit to face the most daunting online task.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...etooth_device/

MorganGrayson · 10-30-2005

One of the more deplorable jobs I've ever had in my life was working for a British texting company...yes, that's right, pretending to be a British babe typing into my phone to British gents having phone sex by typing into their cell phones. I'll bet they'd love a little gadget like this.

British people shouldn't be trusted with cell phones. It makes them...strange.

Trev · 10-30-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

One of the more deplorable jobs I've ever had in my life was working for a British texting company...yes, that's right, pretending to be a British babe typing into my phone to British gents having phone sex by typing into their cell phones. I'll bet they'd love a little gadget like this.

British people shouldn't be trusted with cell phones. It makes them...strange.

It's not the phones...

Red · 10-30-2005

oh, just think of the money I could make selling just the perfect stories to set that thing a-going. Since the vibrations are based on the words and letters chosen, that gives a whole new meaning to keywording.

Dravyk · 10-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

NSFW Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It's Monday, you're at work, you're bored, you're thinking "how could I possibly spice up this trawl of the 2,000 weekend emails in my inbox?" when it occurs to you that if someone were to invent an SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator then your partner could bring you to an earth-shattering climax simply by texting a few sweet words of lurv, leaving you totally satisfied as a woman and fit to face the most daunting online task.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...etooth_device/

I have an even better idea.

That's right. Forget SMS-triggered vibrators!

Spam-triggered vibrators! The constant thrill!

I can see it now. "Spam? Oh, I hate spam!" Woman with vibrator: "Huh? Oh, I love it!! Love spam. Yes, more spam. Can't get enough spam! ..... Mmmmm. There's one now."

10-30-2005	#1
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	One for the ladies ;) NSFW Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It's Monday, you're at work, you're bored, you're thinking "how could I possibly spice up this trawl of the 2,000 weekend emails in my inbox?" when it occurs to you that if someone were to invent an SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator then your partner could bring you to an earth-shattering climax simply by texting a few sweet words of lurv, leaving you totally satisfied as a woman and fit to face the most daunting online task. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...etooth_device/ __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: One for the ladies ;) One of the more deplorable jobs I've ever had in my life was working for a British texting company...yes, that's right, pretending to be a British babe typing into my phone to British gents having phone sex by typing into their cell phones. I'll bet they'd love a little gadget like this. British people shouldn't be trusted with cell phones. It makes them...strange.

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Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: One for the ladies ;) oh, just think of the money I could make selling just the perfect stories to set that thing a-going. Since the vibrations are based on the words and letters chosen, that gives a whole new meaning to keywording. __________________