Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Winetalk.com]

we were just talking about you with Melody 2 weeks ago!

How you been, gal!?

I heard from somebody you are doing extremely well on eBay, true?

Anyway....you still owe us a visit to Boca, your mushrooms have come but not you!

C'mon, gal, make it here, you'll get a royal treatment from me and LL.

[Nickatilynx]

Heather!!!

Starting posting!!!

This place REALY REALLY needs a bitch!

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showp...65&postcount=7

;-))))

[Nickatilynx]

I can see you there heather....


;-))))

[Queen Bitch]

My two very favorite Bad Boys!!!

I heard from DoKK and Morgan today, as well, life is sweet!

Extremely is a highly subjective term..I was extremely successful in 1998 (well, for me). I am eking out a living on Ebay..but in adult terms, I'm truly a pauper. Big difference between selling sex and hawking shampoo, but I get by

Thanks for the complimentary post, it's nice to know one is missed. I wore the QB title proudly :P

I found that few can manage to be truly bitchy without using any type of 'profanity, hostility or interpersonal disputes', but I'm working on it.

I swear that Caspar Milquetoast (or Dravyk) wrote the posting standards for the Powerseller board..I've had posts pulled for saying 'the butt of a joke', roflmao. It's called being 'pink slapped' over there which is hysterical, they simply don't seem to get it.

Strangely enough, I actually snagged Ebay's most eligible bachelor with that very 'bitchiness' on their boards, lol. I have learned to write bullet-proof posts that are truly venemous! It is an art form in and of itself. I knew I had perfected it when I got the 'you do have a way with words, you make me hot' email hahahaha!

But sometimes it just doesn't come out right unless you can speculate on the flaccidity of the genetalia of an opponent.


I believe that the moderators are still scratching their heads over my excessive use of the word 'heterophobe' :P

Good to see you all!

How are the rugrats and the woman you don't deserve, Nickers?

Serge, one hopes that Lady Law has not yet come to her senses and is still around


I have a US # now, Morganus has it if you'd care to give me a shout, lately I've only had Texas accents to mock

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by original-heather

My two very favorite Bad Boys!!!

I heard from DoKK and Morgan today, as well, life is sweet!

Extremely is a highly subjective term..I was extremely successful in 1998 (well, for me). I am eking out a living on Ebay..but in adult terms, I'm truly a pauper. Big difference between selling sex and hawking shampoo, but I get by

Thanks for the complimentary post, it's nice to know one is missed. I wore the QB title proudly :P

I found that few can manage to be truly bitchy without using any type of 'profanity, hostility or interpersonal disputes', but I'm working on it.

I swear that Caspar Milquetoast (or Dravyk) wrote the posting standards for the Powerseller board..I've had posts pulled for saying 'the butt of a joke', roflmao. It's called being 'pink slapped' over there which is hysterical, they simply don't seem to get it.

Strangely enough, I actually snagged Ebay's most eligible bachelor with that very 'bitchiness' on their boards, lol. I have learned to write bullet-proof posts that are truly venemous! It is an art form in and of itself. I knew I had perfected it when I got the 'you do have a way with words, you make me hot' email hahahaha!

But sometimes it just doesn't come out right unless you can speculate on the flaccidity of the genetalia of an opponent.


I believe that the moderators are still scratching their heads over my excessive use of the word 'heterophobe' :P

Good to see you all!

How are the rugrats and the woman you don't deserve, Nickers?

Serge, one hopes that Lady Law has not yet come to her senses and is still around


I have a US # now, Morganus has it if you'd care to give me a shout, lately I've only had Texas accents to mock

Great post. Nice to see you back around these parts.

[Red]

Hi Heather, welcome back to Oprano.

We've never met, but from reading your posts, I love you already.

[Queen Bitch]

Ant, wish I had time to fill that opening you left for me lol.

Hung for an Asian, roflmao!!!

Thanks Enforcer, it's been fun to catch up with everyone.

Hi Red..almost confused you with RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRed for a second

[Queen Bitch]

Can someone please remind Morgan how one operates a telephone?

One would think that she'd know by now..after all...ummm, never mind :P

[Dravyk]

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town.

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town.

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet.

LOL

I remember that episode lol

[Forest]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town.

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet.

LOL that was soo funny

welcome back heather

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahahaha welcome back!!!

Kids and woman happy as pigs in shit who were genetically altered into dogs with two dicks

Awesome seeing you are still alive and well....

I need you here , its got so fucking nice it makes me ill LOL

At least advise dravyk that he is a loser , he seems to have forgotten LOL

[Nickatilynx]

WHOA!!!!!! back it up a little...

""Strangely enough, I actually snagged Ebay's most eligible bachelor with that very 'bitchiness' on their boards, lol""

We need more info....


"""I swear that Caspar Milquetoast (or Dravyk) wrote the posting standards for the Powerseller board..I've had posts pulled for saying 'the butt of a joke', roflmao"""

EXACTLY RIGHT!!!

that cunt dravyk sensors my posts on his mainstream board...

Fucking loser opened a board and called it "mainstreamwebmasters"

Should have just called it "honestly we aren't porners trying to get into mainstream...ooops shit!! forgot only porners use the term mainstream"

;-))))

[nlphoto]

bout fukkin time you showed back up here... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by nlphoto

bout fukkin time you showed back up here... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yeap! ditto!

[Queen Bitch]

Still speed reading, Nick? lol

A woman's entitled to merely titilate at times (at least until Morgan calls you and reads my emails to you lol)

I ran into a psychotic (rather than pathetic) version of the 'Great White King of Synopses' over on FeePay and had a bit of fun. Those that can post do, those that can't, summarize.

Sent him into a real tizzy with a mild-mannered little email asking him 'just how small IS that penis and have you used it outside your own rather shallow gene pool lately?'

I told him that I had my money on 2 1/2 inches +/- 1/2 but that there was no way to find out since we could find no one willing to find out.

It can get old finding yourself suspended for posting things as bland as 'you are in dire need of a good lay'. Please point out the profanity in that sentence!

I was just reading Oprano over the phone to my bf and he was jealous. He said, "Damn, we need to get the fuck over there and post, maybe you should go back into adult, their boards are so much better, you're wasting yourself on Ebay" :P

[Queen Bitch]

PHOTO!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking about you the other day when I ran across your copy of Quickbooks 2k lol...whoops, never sent that back to him

How's life? Still up in the Valley?

I'm about to switch planets here soon, it appears. Going to be moving to the 5th ring of Hell aka So. Texas :P

I swore I'd never step foot in that state again. One of these days I'll learn to stop using absolutes lol.

[Queen Bitch]

By the way, can someone send me Mel's addy? I had a hd crash and lost my address book.

[SykkBoy]

Great to see you around again Heather

[Queen Bitch]

Hey Sykky! I came across a pic of you from IA2k last night. This is indeed Old Home Week!

And Nickers, I use 'non-adult' or 'the cheap seats' :P

Mainstream reminds me of trout or sumpin'

[MissEve]

Yo Bitch!

[Stacey_JoinRightNow]

hi girl? I know you dont know me here, Im quite new... nice to meet you... *shake hands*

[Queen Bitch]

ESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, my telepathic ability is increasing with age...I was reading a bit of Straight Man again last night! Whenever I think of ducks being garrotted it reminds me of you :P

[Queen Bitch]

Thank you Stacey, nice to meet you

I'm still decompressing from 2 years of veiled sarcasm and empty threats made by cretins with business models so idiotic as to make Dravyk's seem astute.

"If they could see me now" roflmao.

[Peaches]

Hey Heather!!! Start sticking around - we need some more estrogen here; Dravyk's not pulling his weight

[Queen Bitch]

Peaches

Some things never change rofl!

[Lisa]

Hiya Heather!

Heading off to bed...but it's great to see you around again.

[Queen Bitch]

Lis!!

How're things in Oz?

[Queen Bitch]

Wow, just reviewing my sales from the weekend. Vastly improved! I'm now up to making in two days what I used to make in 20 minutes in porn :P

But of course, it's so much more work now..makes it all worthwhile!

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by original-heather

Wow, just reviewing my sales from the weekend. Vastly improved! I'm now up to making in two days what I used to make in 20 minutes in porn :P

But of course, it's so much more work now..makes it all worthwhile!

Don't you ever fucking stop complaining?!

Wassup homegirl! Good to see you!

[nlphoto]

she's confused since dem new-fangled ones dont have one of them spinning things...

Ducking and running... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by nlphoto

she's confused since dem new-fangled ones dont have one of them spinning things...

Ducking and running... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You can run, but you can't hide, sweetie!!!

I'll call, I'll call!!! Geesh!!! (Oh, how I missed being bitched at!!!)

And yes, before you even start, I'm going public.
MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT. I NEED A HAIRCUT.
(Whenever we've been apart, it's always QB's opening remark. She's always right, too. I swear, she has sensors that pick up the current state of my 'do.)

[Newton]

Welcome Heather .. a distinct pleasuse

[sextoyking]

Heather,

What's happening?

Good to see you around and congrats on kicking butt with ebay.

Hugs

[Queen Bitch]

LOL Gravy Train!

Who's Donna? Oh, you meant Doña!!! Don Quixote means Sir Quixote, not Donaldo, lol. You monolinguals slay me!

Was that the best you could do? Is this "I'll take literature for 200, Alex?" ROFLMAO...BUZZZZZZ

Rather feeble reference, since I don't 'tilt' and when I use a lance, I rarely miss. Perhaps you'd have to read it in the original Old Spanish to get it!

Speaking of lances, did the approval of Viagra change your life or is it still a bit tough to get it up when your very own Sancha Panza doesn't have to kneel to blow you?

Did the geriatric bridge troll ever decide to let you have a bank account or does she still have that short leash attached to your balls?

Nice to see you again, but please warn me next time so that I can get my sunglasses out..the glare off your forehead could cause snowblindness!

[Queen Bitch]

Todd!!! How are you, you sweet faced devil?

Nice to see you! How's everyone's favorite hunk Fletch?

I don't need to ask, I'm sure you're doing quite well.

I might be kicking ass on Ebay boards, but there we'd have to call it something else...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. It's so much fun to be able to 'cuss' again

[Nickatilynx]

You know...if you are gonna stick around....

I'm sure I can make you "heather" again....



I have some influence ya know...LOL

[Queen Bitch]

Thanks Nickers, hadn't tried for it, figured it was taken, but I wanted people to know that is was me. But then silly me, I open my mouth, they'd know it was me anyway roflmao.

But if you really want to tempt me, try Queen Bitch..I do so miss that

I was almost offended by the Cunt in Training thing...since I am certified to teach CUNT..but then I realized it's a rank by # of posts.

LOL

[Dravyk]

Nice scatter-shot ramble there. QB!! You must be getting old though to use a Gattling instead of a sabre.

[Nickatilynx]

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Provocateur!

[Queen Bitch]

Grav..did your subscription to dictionary.com expire again?

I would be happy to start a benefit for you, since you seem to need the money.

When did they add the extra t to gatling?

Sorry I no longer have the time to teach wit, but I'm sure you're satisfied with having gotten halfway there.

[Queen Bitch]

Kudos to Morganus for getting through an entire phone call with almost no mush!! Way to go GIRL!

I'd forgotten that there were people that can use etymology in a sentence

So refreshing to hear biting sarcasm and multisyllabic words again!

[Queen Bitch]

Qualified to teach "cunty"

Ooh, that was fast! I love it..you guys have a great geek!

[Lisa]

Heather, things are great Down Under, thanks for asking.

Kids are getting big, 15, 13 and 11 now...any day now they can all move out.

Life is just ticking along nicely, thankyouverymuch.

[Queen Bitch]

Nick, I can still use photoshop a bit, but it'll cost you. lol

Excuse me for a bit, Tude's on the phone and well, he's more fun than reading Gravy's malapropisms or for that matter, anything else he does.

[sudden]

Heather!

Certainly haven't seen you for quite a while! You move back into the Bush-controlled "hell hole"? )

[Winetalk.com]

JR, are you getting hard? I am

[Queen Bitch]

Oh, so your boss upped your allowance? Good for you!! Does that mean you finally 'performed' your obligations in the partnership? Amazing what a V and a whole lot of scotch can do

Of course, one doesn't need much money when they're 40-something and still living at home.

Or is 'mainstream' paying more than the chump change you made in adult?

Those that can, learn, those that can't, just use feeble and inapt comebacks. Your 'sabre' seems to have lost its temper, hehe. But wasn't it more like a wet noodle?

And I thought Nick was kidding..roflmao

Next.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Oh, so your boss upped your allowance? Good for you!! Does that mean you finally 'performed' your obligations in the partnership? Amazing what a V and a whole lot of scotch can do

Of course, one doesn't need much money when they're 40-something and still living at home.

It's so good you have your imagination, else you'd have no ammo to fire. Hopefully you've finally learned to distinguish imagination from reality and from hallucenations by now.

My boss? I'm my own boss, as you very well know. Or are we getting things jumbled up again? Maybe it's time to get your dosages looked at.

As for "living at home", yes, I own my own property. So why of course I do indeed live at my home. Duh! ... No doubt the words "living at home" must be a very confusing concept with all those places you've been in and out of over the years.

Next.