Are All the Bush's Whacko?

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

Apparently. Here's Jeb and his imaginary friend ...

Opponents beware when Gov. Bush 'unleashes Chang'

More than an hour into a solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House Speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.

Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians: "Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

"I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down."

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

"I'm going to bestow on you the sword of a great conservative warrior," he said, as the crowd roared.

The crowd, however, could be excused for not understanding Bush's enigmatic foray into the realm of Eastern mysticism.

We're here to help.

In a 1989 Washington Post article on the politics of tennis, former President George H.W. Bush was quoted as threatening to "unleash Chang" as a means of intimidating other players.

The saying was apparently quite popular with Gov. Bush's father, and referred to a legendary warrior named Chang who was called upon to settle political disputes in Chinese dynasties of yore.

The phrase has evolved, under Gov. Jeb Bush's use, to mean the need to fix conflicts or disagreements over an issue. Faced with a stalemate, the governor apparently "unleashes Chang" as a rhetorical device, signaling it's time to stop arguing and start agreeing.

There's no word yet on whether Rubio will unleash Chang, or the sword, as he faces squabbles in the future.

http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pb...34/1006/SPORTS

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

OK...a favor, Dravyk.

Please tell me you just made all that up.

Even if you have to lie, please tell me that you made all that up.

(Who was it in what movie who was "gonna open up a can o' whupass"?)

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

I soooo wish I had made that up!

That's why I was sure to include the URL.

Nope, it ain't from Salon or The Onion ... alas, this shit is sadlly real.

I've said it before... They scare me, The Bush's. And I've meant that part joking, partly serious before. But this time ... I think the meter has hit 100% fucking scares me!

Nickatilynx · 09-29-2005

Is there a clause that a looney can be removed from office?

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Is there a clause that a looney can be removed from office?

In the state of Florida? Who knows???

Might be a clause in that state that they have to be nuts to hold office.

Rolo · 09-29-2005

Not the first family in history that have ruled while being insane

... actual a large % of leaders are psychopaths

Nickatilynx · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo

Not the first family in history that have ruled while being insane

... actual a large % of leaders are psychopaths

I should kill you for that...

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I should kill you for that...

I'm sure he didn't mean it personally, Fearless Lea...er...Person.

gold4dinar · 09-29-2005

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Trev · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by gold4dinar

From: "Chang"
Reply-To: "Chang"
Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 17:02:14 -0400
To:
Subject: Two action movies from Nicolaj

A woman drinking piss from Martin
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An oral movie couple from Gaz
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09-29-2005	#1
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Are All the Bush's Whacko? Apparently. Here's Jeb and his imaginary friend ... Opponents beware when Gov. Bush 'unleashes Chang' More than an hour into a solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House Speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend. Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians: "Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. "I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down." Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift. "I'm going to bestow on you the sword of a great conservative warrior," he said, as the crowd roared. The crowd, however, could be excused for not understanding Bush's enigmatic foray into the realm of Eastern mysticism. We're here to help. In a 1989 Washington Post article on the politics of tennis, former President George H.W. Bush was quoted as threatening to "unleash Chang" as a means of intimidating other players. The saying was apparently quite popular with Gov. Bush's father, and referred to a legendary warrior named Chang who was called upon to settle political disputes in Chinese dynasties of yore. The phrase has evolved, under Gov. Jeb Bush's use, to mean the need to fix conflicts or disagreements over an issue. Faced with a stalemate, the governor apparently "unleashes Chang" as a rhetorical device, signaling it's time to stop arguing and start agreeing. There's no word yet on whether Rubio will unleash Chang, or the sword, as he faces squabbles in the future. http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pb...34/1006/SPORTS __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Are All the Bush's Whacko? OK...a favor, Dravyk. Please tell me you just made all that up. Even if you have to lie, please tell me that you made all that up. (Who was it in what movie who was "gonna open up a can o' whupass"?)

09-29-2005	#3
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Are All the Bush's Whacko? I soooo wish I had made that up! That's why I was sure to include the URL. Nope, it ain't from Salon or The Onion ... alas, this shit is sadlly real. I've said it before... They scare me, The Bush's. And I've meant that part joking, partly serious before. But this time ... I think the meter has hit 100% fucking scares me! __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

09-29-2005	#4
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09-29-2005	#9
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