Mark your Calendar!

[Lyndress]

I saw this and cracked up so hard. Enjoy!





Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

[Nickatilynx]

Normal day at whitaker's offices...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Normal day at whitaker's offices...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Plus coins, golf balls and clubs - if memory serves me correctly.

[Trev]

Mkay... are g**elink taking everyone under their legal wing on this

[Lyndress]

Originally Posted by Trev

Mkay... are g**elink taking everyone under their legal wing on this

hahaa! I can't make any promises there...

I thought this was funny because I have a co-worker that NOTORIOUSLY sends his shit talking instant messages to the precise person he is talking shit about. It is totally tragic.

Yesterday, he was super annoyed with somebody we work with, and he meant to IM me, but instead IM'd the person he was talking smack about. It's like a tick with him.

Anyhow, he pretty much told her he wanted to punch her in the face. YIKES! Needless to say, we have setup a few ground rules before he can send shit talking IMs in the office....

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Lyndress

I thought this was funny because I have a co-worker that NOTORIOUSLY sends his shit talking instant messages to the precise person he is talking shit about. It is totally tragic.

I wouldn't entrust that guy with the recipe to the secret sauce.

[Newton]

You played golf in the office.. thats sweet

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Newton

You played golf in the office.. thats sweet

It was Nicks office, what else could we do

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Newton

You played golf in the office.. thats sweet

We would flip a coin accross the office and bet hundreds of dollars who could putt closest to, from a given point.

Then there was "fire in the hole"
This involved setting fire to a box of kleenex throwing in into someones office and then holding the door to prevent escape.

Quite amusing was "target practice"
The Australian contingent was really into this.
It invoved yelling ""Jayman , run for life and take cover" and then hunting him down with paintball guns.

I think Trev is referring to when me redlion and anthony would practice the Michelson bunker shot.

In hind sight , ummm we were fucking nuts...



the best was being in my office and bellowing "Get in here homo!!" and watching 6 heads appear around the door protesting the need to be more specific ;-)))

And this is true....

I had refined through practice the belloweing of "Trevor" , the walls reverberated....so after when Trevor left , I said to each potential replacement at interview , "Do you mind if we call you Trevor?"

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I had refined through practice the belloweing of "Trevor" , the walls reverberated....so after when Trevor left , I said to each potential replacement at interview , "Do you mind if we call you Trevor?"

Hahahahaha.


I knew I was missed.

[SykkBoy]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Quite amusing was "target practice"
The Australian contingent was really into this.
It invoved yelling ""Jayman , run for life and take cover" and then hunting him down with paintball guns.

I remember when the FedEx guy quickly learned to play this game....the hard way...

[Peaches]

I need a co-worker

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I need a co-worker

Trust me, it's safer to work alone

[TheEnforcer]

Hahahahha.. good stuff there... :>))

[MorganGrayson]

And to think, I got off the ship of fools before all of that.