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Old 02-03-2005   #1
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As you probably know from my irritability, my girlfriend is leaving on valentines day for 3 months. What should I do between now and then that would be really romantic? I mean, aside from taking her out for a very nice dinner and champagne and some hot sex, I dunno what to do to really stun her. I send her flowers all the time so that wouldn't be too shocking. I'm just such a great boyfriend, I dunno how to make an even better lasting last impression.

Handsome cab ride? It's chilly out. I mean I could have her come over and watch me drink beer and eat ribs and watch basketball, but I'm just not so sure that's something SHE would consider really romantic.


llllladies? whats something romantic that really blew you away (or would blow you away) gents? what have you done that has really made your partner of the opposite sex go "wow" ?
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Give her a nice framed picture of yourself. No, make it two.

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Buy her a house. It always works for me

Why not make a little scrapbook of pictures and writings she can take with her on her trip?
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Buy her a house. It always works for me

Why not make a little scrapbook of pictures and writings she can take with her on her trip?
i'll do some pictures for her. she has to carry everything she's bringing for 3 months on her back though, I wanted to send a sattelite phone with her but she said she will not have room.

we are gonna make a sexy erotic movie, but thats really for me not for her. I dont think i'm going to buy her a house, may b a car when she gets back but i need something big to do right now.
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Give her a nice framed picture of yourself. No, make it two.

she's got one! and a painting of me she did, its really sexy.
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I wanted to send a sattelite phone with her but she said she will not have room.
Have you pondered this?
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How about a small journal she can use for her trip? And you could write something really nice in the first couple of pages
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How big is a satellite phone?
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1.) After you see her off.....

Be at her destination before her and hand her the biggest bouquet of flowers the world has ever seen. Just be sitting reading a paper and casually say "Hi" as she walks by.

(I did that years ago , a girlfriend was flying to Boston to go to college , she didn't wanna go, yadda yadda....so I saw her off early morning on her 747 , jumped concorde and was waiting at JFK )

2.) Send her a nice bouquet of flowers.
Then send her mother a shitload , as a token for giving birth to her.

3.) Buy her a teddy bear.
Then bling up the teddy bear with jewlery etc.Nice watch etc etc....maybe even an engagement ring.

Shit like this worked for me , together 18 yrs , 6 of them happy ;-)))))))
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How big is a satellite phone?
like a zack morris phone, plus extra batteries. she's gotta fit 3 months worth of stuff into a backpack, including all her gear. She says she can call me once every 3 weeks or so cuzz they come down to get other gear, go to other sites etc, and she thinks it would somewhat defeat the purpose of "going off the mountains" if she could chat away with civilization whenver she weants.
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1.) After you see her off.....

Be at her destination before her and hand her the biggest bouquet of flowers the world has ever seen. Just be sitting reading a paper and casually say "Hi" as she walks by.

(I did that years ago , a girlfriend was flying to Boston to go to college , she didn't wanna go, yadda yadda....so I saw her off early morning on her 747 , jumped concorde and was waiting at JFK )

2.) Send her a nice bouquet of flowers.
Then send her mother a shitload , as a token for giving birth to her.

3.) Buy her a teddy bear.
Then bling up the teddy bear with jewlery etc.Nice watch etc etc....maybe even an engagement ring.

Shit like this worked for me , together 18 yrs , 6 of them happy ;-)))))))
she already has a teddy bear from me, but the watch is on the right track. i'll pick her out some really uber expensive outdoorsy watch tool thingie.

i think flowers would be kinda pointless and I am taking her to the airport, what the hell is she gonna do with em anyway? I dont think he mother would have much use for flowers either, she's been pushin up daiseys for the last year, partly why rebecca needs the trip to "bond with the earth", at least thats what i call it.

outdoorsy jewelry/watch/something. flowers in the car on way to airport. possibly sneak a sattelite phone into her bag. I'm gettin somewhere now.


peaches, a little journal is a great idea, ill write in the first few pages so she can read em from time to time. I gotta find a small one.
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Damn, that is exactly what Cheryl says
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good luck bro. I hope that it works out for you. I don't think that you can sneak the phone into the bag. that would be nice so you could talk to her all of the time.
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Ok, I reccomend doing something memorable

how about a scavenger hunt? leave a trail of notes and clues for her that have her ending up where you are i.e fave restaurant..have a limo waiting outside..ect
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2.) Send her a nice bouquet of flowers.
Then send her mother a shitload , as a token for giving birth to her.
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i learned: a lot of small things (like a single rose or just a letter) are better than diamond earrings once a year. but i guess most women would prefer to have both.
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As you probably know from my irritability, my girlfriend is leaving on valentines day for 3 months. What should I do between now and then that would be really romantic? I mean, aside from taking her out for a very nice dinner and champagne and some hot sex, I dunno what to do to really stun her. I send her flowers all the time so that wouldn't be too shocking. I'm just such a great boyfriend, I dunno how to make an even better lasting last impression.

Handsome cab ride? It's chilly out. I mean I could have her come over and watch me drink beer and eat ribs and watch basketball, but I'm just not so sure that's something SHE would consider really romantic.


llllladies? whats something romantic that really blew you away (or would blow you away) gents? what have you done that has really made your partner of the opposite sex go "wow" ?
Anal Sex.

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Buy her a strap on and let her bang your ass...that'll really show her how much you care.
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Buy her a house. It always works for me

Why not make a little scrapbook of pictures and writings she can take with her on her trip?
get her a new boyfriend, save her the trouble of cheating on you without you knowing
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So Push, what was the final verdict on this thread, come up with any ideas?
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So Push, what was the final verdict on this thread, come up with any ideas?
Yes I did, workin on it. Tomorrow her family is comming up and she'll be shopping with em, so I will shop for some cool outdoorsy stuff for her while they are out, a small journal, and prepare a photo of us to use in something, like laminate it on something of hers. Next weekend we will go to the drake for dinner if I can snag a res. still, and we'll take a limo (full of roses)
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First, just listen. Women drop hints all the time, and a true gentleman will not only notice them but act on them.

Do something you know she'll like, but never expect. (don't know what? see point #1)

Have a nice, long, honest, sincere talk and ask her a lot of questions. When she asks why you are so curious (or "why so many g.d. questions???"), just tell her you should have done it a long time ago. (or something like that, but honest!)
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make it memorable... dump her on the 13th...
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or get her a male stripper, that way you an have fun too
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3 months, apparently somewhere separated from civilization...save yer cash. She's gonna come back knocked up by a pigmy.
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