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Old 12-05-2004   #1
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I can hold out for one of these




mmmmmm

I could fuck her doggy style and have her lick my balls at the same time, while getting a back rub.
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I can hold out for one of these




mmmmmm

I could fuck her doggy style and have her lick my balls at the same time, while getting a back rub.
But what would she need you for?


If I could get myself into that position, I'd never leave the house.
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But what would she need you for?


If I could get myself into that position, I'd never leave the house.
Good point.


If I could get myself in that position, i'd stop stretching, not stay home all day. The only self-suckers I've heard of are gay. (or are you saying....if you were a girl [because that is actually sexy] ) ?
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The only self-suckers I've heard of are gay. (or are you saying....if you were a girl [because that is actually sexy] ) ?
Good call Steve on the girl....

But Ron Jeremy's early claim to fame ......

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Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

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A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.

So by that definition Ron Jeremy is gay

and I have yet to understand the media's (and some at adult webmaster conventions) interest is in him
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Vick, Ron cannot be considered gay, he is clearly beasty content.
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Vick, Ron cannot be considered gay, he is clearly beasty content.
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I bet this girl could get you to marry her as well....

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thats a good plan as long as these girls are holding out for some kid whose sole possession and source of pride in life is a red camero
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thats a good plan as long as these girls are holding out for some kid whose sole possession and source of pride in life is a red camero
one can hope.
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if you showed them your camero those chicks would say..

"Oh yes , I know those cars , my gardener has one , he likes it tremendously"

Seriously , I really don't get it.

I don't know any hot chicks thsat are impressed by a camero.

Seriously.

Bentleys
Escalades
Mercedes
Porsche
Ferarri

sure...
and even then its "nice car"

but a camero?

Sure youi are not trolling trailer parks or the projects?
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Nick, I love my camaro, but it's not my whole life. It's stored for the winter, I don't even drive much, I live in the city.


The ladies do love it though, I don't court 35 year old investment banker broads.
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thats a good plan as long as these girls are holding out for some kid whose sole possession and source of pride in life is a red camero
The further away from the end of puberty one is, the more likely a marriage is to succeed.

The closer you are to the beginning of puberty, the less likely a marriage is to succeed.

You are probably pretty close to thinking about going steady.
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Nick, I love my camaro, but it's not my whole life. It's stored for the winter, I don't even drive much, I live in the city.


The ladies do love it though, I don't court 35 year old investment banker broads.
Maybe you should up your standards.
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it's been a long time since a thread completely redirected to talk of my camaro. used to happen every week.
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