A joke for Thanksgiving :)

Nickatilynx · 11-25-2004

Mary 34DD and her new boyfriend , got in the new White Benz he had given her for her birthday and went for a ride.

They decided ...hmmm why not "Christen the car" , know what I mean. ;-))

So they found a quiet little car park down the road.And parked up.

Mary and her new boyfriend had been getting along very well so Mary , with a pang of guilt , fessed up to her past....

"There is something you don't know about me.Look I may as well tell you , you are special to me , so you should know the truth.I'm a whore. Normally you'd owe me $500"

Her boyfriend looked shocked for a second , but recovered well , then laughed and said ""it doesn't matter , we have something special ,sooooo I got an idea...here is $500!! Lets role play!!"

They fucked like animals...

Afterwards the delay in moving off was drawing out and her boyfriend hadn't started the car , Mary got fed up..

"Well are we going to dinner or are we going to stay parked her all night?" Mary said.

Her boyfriend looked pensive...

"There is something you don't know about me.",he said to Mary,"Look I may as well tell you , you are special to me , so you should know the truth.
I'm a chaffeur from "Exotic Car Rentals" and you owe me $1000."

Winetalk.com · 11-25-2004

;-))))

Nick, will you ever give a break to a dumb blonde?
;-)))

Nickatilynx · 11-26-2004

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 25 2004, 05:12 PM
;-))))

Nick, will you ever give a break to a dumb blonde?
;-)))

nope....

Never again ;-))

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11-25-2004	#1
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Mary 34DD and her new boyfriend , got in the new White Benz he had given her for her birthday and went for a ride. They decided ...hmmm why not "Christen the car" , know what I mean. ;-)) So they found a quiet little car park down the road.And parked up. Mary and her new boyfriend had been getting along very well so Mary , with a pang of guilt , fessed up to her past.... "There is something you don't know about me.Look I may as well tell you , you are special to me , so you should know the truth.I'm a whore. Normally you'd owe me $500" Her boyfriend looked shocked for a second , but recovered well , then laughed and said ""it doesn't matter , we have something special ,sooooo I got an idea...here is $500!! Lets role play!!" They fucked like animals... Afterwards the delay in moving off was drawing out and her boyfriend hadn't started the car , Mary got fed up.. "Well are we going to dinner or are we going to stay parked her all night?" Mary said. Her boyfriend looked pensive... "There is something you don't know about me.",he said to Mary,"Look I may as well tell you , you are special to me , so you should know the truth. I'm a chaffeur from "Exotic Car Rentals" and you owe me $1000."