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When your woman is an ultra-hottie, you can expect her to get propositioned and hit on all the damn time. It ain't no thing. Nothing worth getting bent out of shape over -- take it as a compliment instead. But if you want real entertainment, pay attention to the cheesy ass shit they throw out there... Here's a sample of the cheesy tripe that gets laid on her all day long:
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Crystal,
Not sure the standard for writing a note from One Model Place, but I liked both your pictures and subsequent profile so much, I had to write and couldn't decide which was more enchanting - your elegant candor or your astonishing looks. It's... ironic to note that a man like me, whose life is devoted to words, is at the moment having trouble putting together the simplest ones. Don't tell me you're actually beauty and brains in the same package...
I am a screenwriter here in Los Angeles - (if you're at all curious about my literary prowess you, might opt to rent one of my past movies, "A Walk in the Clouds" for instance)... Was Educated at Harvard, Universitie de Paris Sorbonne, masters from USC -
If you ever get serious about pursuing acting as a serious quest, may I suggest to you my good friend Arthur Mendoza, whose students include Benicio Del Toro, Laurence Fishburne and Tobey Maguire among others... let me know and I'll put you in touch. Listen, if nothing else, I thank you for your sense of spirit and wit and charm and cannot tell you how refreshing it was to peruse through your profile. Would love to see more/hear from you - should you sense the kismet, you could write back -
Sorry, I did not realize that was YOUR Crystal Buff....
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Originally posted by Buff+Oct 15 2004, 01:00 PM-->
QUOTE (Buff @ Oct 15 2004, 01:00 PM)
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Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!
Originally posted by Buff+Oct 15 2004, 01:31 PM-->
QUOTE (Buff @ Oct 15 2004, 01:31 PM)
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Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 15 2004, 12:03 PM
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Originally posted by Buff@Oct 15 2004, 01:00 PM
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Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!
Originally posted by Buff@Oct 15 2004, 08:52 AM When your woman is an ultra-hottie, you can expect her to get propositioned and hit on all the damn time. It ain't no thing. Nothing worth getting bent out of shape over -- take it as a compliment instead. But if you want real entertainment, pay attention to the cheesy ass shit they throw out there... Here's a sample of the cheesy tripe that gets laid on her all day long:
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Crystal,
Not sure the standard for writing a note from One Model Place, but I liked both your pictures and subsequent profile so much, I had to write and couldn't decide which was more enchanting - your elegant candor or your astonishing looks. It's... ironic to note that a man like me, whose life is devoted to words, is at the moment having trouble putting together the simplest ones. Don't tell me you're actually beauty and brains in the same package...
I am a screenwriter here in Los Angeles - (if you're at all curious about my literary prowess you, might opt to rent one of my past movies, "A Walk in the Clouds" for instance)... Was Educated at Harvard, Universitie de Paris Sorbonne, masters from USC -
If you ever get serious about pursuing acting as a serious quest, may I suggest to you my good friend Arthur Mendoza, whose students include Benicio Del Toro, Laurence Fishburne and Tobey Maguire among others... let me know and I'll put you in touch. Listen, if nothing else, I thank you for your sense of spirit and wit and charm and cannot tell you how refreshing it was to peruse through your profile. Would love to see more/hear from you - should you sense the kismet, you could write back -
Looking forward to your thoughts,
Mark
Poor Mark. Pathetic Mark. I pity thee.
why spend all that time writing a letter, when you can use like 4 or 5 words on a check
Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Oct 15 2004, 10:27 PM Well that Mark wuddn't me... I's didn't goes to Harvard but knows not to use 'serious' twice in same sentence.
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