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Old 01-10-2004   #1
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(Spam I am
I am Spam
Spam I am

(Surfer
That Spam I Am
That Spam I Am
I do not like
that Spam I Am

(Spam I am
Do you like Porn Pics and Spam ?

(Surfer
I do not like them
Spam I am
I do not like
Porn Pics and Spam

(Spam I am
Would you like them at home or work ?

(Surfer
I would not like them
at home or work
I would not like them
you stupid jerk
I do not like
Porn Pics and Spam
I do not like them
Spam I am

(Spam I am
Would you like them
if there was a lez ?
Would you lick them
if they taste like Pez ?

(Surfer
I do not like them
with a Lez
I would not lick them
if they taste like Pez
I do not like them
at home or work
I do not like them
you stupid jerk
I do not like porn pics and spam
I do not like them Spam I am

(Spam I am
Would you look at them
if they showed some cock ?
Would that make you
hard as a rock ?

(Surfer
Not showing Cock
Not hard as a rock
Not with a Lez
Even if they taste like Pez
I would not look at them at home or work
I would not look at them you stupid jerk
I would not look at Porn Pics and Spam
I do not like them, Spam I am

(Spam I am
Would you ? Could You ?
if they had a pornstar ?
Look at them Look at them
Here they are

(Surfer
I would not
could not
If they had a pornstar

(Spam I am
You may like them
Just take a sip
You may like them
with a whip


(Surfer
I would not, could not with a whip
Nor with a pornstar, You fucking twit :grrr:

I do not like them showing cock
I do not like them even if I'm hard as a rock
I do not like them with a lez
I do not like them if they taste like Pez
I do not like them at home or work
I do not like them you stupid jerk
I do not like Porn Pics and Spam
I do not like them, Spam I am h34r:

(Spam I am
A midget! A Midget!
A midget! A Midget!
Would you like them with a midget?

(Surfer
Not with a midget. Not with a whip.
Not with a pornstar, you stupid twit. :grrr:

I would not look at them showing cock
I could not look at them hard as a rock
I will not look at them with a lez
I will not lick them though they taste like Pez
I will not look at them at home or work
I will not look at them you stupid jerk
I do not like Porn Pics and Spam
I do not like them Spam I am


(Spam I am
Say
In the park?
Here in the park
Would you look at shots from the park ?

(Surfer
I would not look at shots
from the park :angry:

(Spam I am
Would you look at them if they featured a widget ?

(Surfer
I would not look at them if they featured a widget.
Not from the park. Not with a midget.
I would not like them with a whip.
or with a pornstar you stupid twit
Not showing cock. Not hard as a rock.
Not with a lez. Nor if they taste like Pez
I will not like them at home or work
I do not like them you stupid jerk

(Spam I am
You do not like Porn Pics and Spam ?

(Surfer
I do not like them, Spam I am

(Spam I am
Would you like them if they had a goat ?

(Surfer
I would not like them with a goat.

(Spam I am
Would you look at them if they were on a boat ?

(Surfer
I would look at them not on a boat.
I would not look at them with a goat.
I will not look at them if they had a widget.
Not in the park, not with a midget.
Not even if they featured a whip
or with a pornstar you stupid twit.
I do not like them showing cock.
I do not like them hard as a rock.
I will not like them with a lez
I do not like them even if they taste like Pez
I do not like them at home or work
I do not like them you stupid jerk
I do not like porn pics and spam
I do not like them Spam I am. :grrr:

(Spam I am
You do not like them
So you say
Try them, try them
and you may
try them and you may, I say.

(Surfer
Spam I Am,
If you let me be
I will try them
you will see

Say
I like porn pics and spam
I do, I like them, Spam I Am
and I would look at them on a boat.
and I would like them with a goat

And I will look at them if they have a widget
and in the park, and with a midget
and especially if they have a whip
and with a pornstar, guess you aint such a twit

So I will look at them showing some Cock.
Damn, I'm getting hard as a rock.
and I love the ones with a Lez.
and I Licked them, they do taste like Pez.
and I will download them at home and work.
say, I've been missing out, I've been being such a jerk.

I do so like
Porn Pics and Spam
thank you
thank you
Spam I am
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Old 01-10-2004   #2
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Old 01-10-2004   #4
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